Many of us must suffer the indignity of having to "sneak" new basses, amps, etc., into the house, undetected by the snooping wife or husband. Anyone have any good methods or stories? I know of a guy who will take an empty case out to his car, making sure the wife sees him on his way out. When she inquires, he tells her that he's just "taking the bass to the garage for some maintenance". Once he gets to his car, he puts his new bass in the empty case, waits a bit, and then goes back inside with his new booty.