Michael Jackson Angry

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Tom Crofts, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Apparently Michael Jackson was furious when he found out that Boyz 2 Men wasn't a delivery service.

    Merry Christmas.
  2. That's mean, sick, and tasteless, so I guess I'm mean, sick, and tasteless for laughing at it.
  3. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001

    Really, you're too kind...

  4. i've got a couple mj jokes, but they're a bit sick. you've probably heard 'em anyway.
  5. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Boy talking to his father about religion:

    Son: "Dad, is God black or white?"
    Dad: "God is neither, and God is both."
    Son: "Dad, is God a man or a woman?"
    Dad: "God is neither, and God is both."
    Son: "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"

    How do you know when it is midnight at Michael Jackson's mansion?

    The big hand is on the little hand.

  6. how do you know when mj has a date over?
    the "big wheel" in the driveway.
  7. What do Big Lots and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both have kids pants half off.
  8. Sinker


    Dec 4, 2002
    Newark, DE USofA
    What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

    Well, one of them is made of plastic and is hazardous to small children; the other one holds groceries.
  9. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    wow another Michael Jackson thread
  10. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Michael Jackson, in his attic, has a picture of himself that gets darker every year.
  11. -and in which his nose grows longer, Pinocchio-style.