+1, I'm old and beat-down, but plan on keeping (most)of my hair. It's all i got. That's Ct. for ya. Andy
More club ideas: The farting bassist club. The beer drinking bassist club. The nose picking bassist club. The I play too loud club. The I don't want to be signed to a contract bassist club. The cover band bassist club. The pick players bassist club. The I got plenty of hair bassist club. The over-weight bassist club. The over the hill bassist club. The young and stupid bassist club. The I smell bad bassist club. The I play with cheap equipment bassist club. The I collect expensive instruments but can't play bassist club. The basement band bassist club. The garage band bassist club. The I like cheeseburdges bassist club. etc ...
Just turned 50. Receding hairline. Have an issue with the "beat-down" part. Not quite sure what you mean by that... Not sure if I qualify or not.....
47, grandfather, receding hairline, getting wrinkles, fartin a lot more often, fighting the belly bulge, this club was made for me!
I'm 38...is that middle aged enough? If so...I meet ALL of the other criteria...except maybe bassist. Still working to be decent enough to be called a bassist...
Gettin' balder everyday, the rest fits! Count me in. re: Balding - remember : Grass doesn't grow on a busy street!