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Mike's Advice Colum.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jun 7, 2003.


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  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Because we all know that Colums are far superior than Columns.

    I will try to give you the best advice my brain cell can conjure and will try to get it to as soon as I can... which may be never.

    So, ask away.
     
  2. i get no chicks. they all either find me hideous and avoid me, or just think of me as "a really nice guy" who they can be friends with and talk to, but never be "more than friends" with.

    what ever should i do, mike?
     
  3. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    I have a pet that doesn't like to be pet? should I not call him a pet anymore?
     
  4. hey, you can call me whatever you want, just call me!



    :D
     
  5. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Do what I do, and learn to make people like you. Read books on how to make people like you by giving them what they want...


    You could always call him a neo-pet.... he is the new type of pet. the type that does not like to be pet... yes... neo-pet
     
  6. ARA punk

    ARA punk

    Jul 11, 2001
    USA, Shelby, NC
    why?:rolleyes:
     
  7. Stupidnick

    Stupidnick

    Mar 22, 2002
    ...my room...
    Why cant you just call it Nu pet??

    It takes less thuoght, if theres less letters :rolleyes: :D
     
  8. Melf

    Melf

    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    Hasn't this been done before? ...To death?:p
     
  9. Johnalex

    Johnalex

    Jul 20, 2001
    South Carolina
    what is the deal with all of these kids these days skipping thru mall parking lots holing pinky fingers?.....just wierd.


    What do you think about it? :D
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Boredom... Kids these days just have nothing to do.

    We cannot get jobs because the big bad insurance companies will get angry... and every where you go there are either rent-a-cops, or security cameras.

    Boredom.
     
  11. I got this wicked burn on the roof of my mouth, how can I cure this undying pain?
     
  12. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    eating Pizza too quickly, eric?
     
  13. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    To many free-bies. Watch it there Mike. I would hate to see your $20 go to waste.
     



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