Moment of Truth!

Omg this took FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!


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Do you really care about the environment?
Yes
Though not enough to do my part keeping it clean.

Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot?
No
I don't drive, and wouldn't if I did.

Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car?
No
I don't drive, I don't even know what a car pool lane is anyway!

Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs?
Yes
I tend to bitch about people behind their backs when I'm angry.

Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with?
Yes
In fact I know I am.

Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends?
No
I don't think I look that good at all.

Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with?
No
Don't really feel the need to.

Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back?
No
I never really borrow money unless its 50 cents or something for a bus fare, but even then I do pay back.

If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend?
Yes
Isnt it what a good friend would do?

Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are?
Yes
Means I care less about how I look.

Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with you friends?
Yes
I often vent of seek advice from my friends.

Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced?
No
They need each other!

Do you think that you are smarter than your parents?
No
My mum is the smartest person I know.

Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge?
No
I don't really like parties, I'm more of a chill-out guy.

Do you think your parents did a good job raising you?
Yes
I haven't turned out too dumb.

Do you like your mother more than your father?
Yes
Not sure why, there is just a stronger connection there.

Do you believe your parents are proud of you?
Yes
Or at least I hope so!

Have you ever wished you were born into a different family?
No
They're the best family I could ask for. Apart from my brother who is an a-hole.

Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you?
No
All equally favored. Except for the a-hole brother who has distanced himself from the family.

Do you respect your father?
Yes
An all round top bloke.

Have you ever stolen from your parents?
No
I have taken money, but that is not stealing, because they let me do it anyway.

Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)?
No
I'm a scruffy looking teenager!

Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime?
No
I would never want to put them into trouble they could otherwise avoid.

Do you think you are a good role model for your children?
Yes
I have no children, but later in life when I do, I do believe I would be a good role model.

Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father?
Yes


Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father?
Yes
There are a few things they do that bug me but like I said they are the best parents I could ask for.

Would you say your mother is a great cook?
Yes
Her food is delicoussss!!!

Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother?
Yes
Smart, wise, funny, with good morals...

Do you dislike small children?
Yes
Loud, annoying, and energetic.

Do you secretly think babies are ugly?
Yes
Most are.

If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house?
No
Not only would it make me feel uncomfortable, I would feel unsafe.

Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t?
Yes
I am never unhappy about someones success, but there are times when I honestly couldn't care less but act happy just to be curious.

Have you lied on your resume?
No
Nope. I have not.

Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career?
Yes
It's something I enjoy and love studying towards.

Have you taken credit for someone else’s work?
Yes
I have copied friends homework and claimed it to be my own answers.

Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom?
No
Why the hell would I? I don't wanna see anyone using the bathroom no matter how attractive they are.

Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t?
Yes
Who hasn't?

Do you love your job more than sex?
Yes
I'm a virgin so I guess it'd be wrong to say I love sex.

Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you?
Yes
Yup.

Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford?
No
I don't drive.

Are you jealous of people with more money than you?
No
Not something I really care about.

Have you done anything to win?
Yes
Obviously you've gotta do something to win something.

Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things?
No
Nope I havent.

Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom?
No
Usually don't after a number 1, unless I'm preparing food. Always wash after a number 2.

Is there a body part on your spouse that you dislike?
No
I have no spouse.

Do you wish you were still single?
No
I don't mind being single, but being in a relationship is always nice.

Did you ever fake it in bed?
No
Im a virgin.

Did you ever fake it out of bed?
No
Virgin.

Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend?
No
Single.

Have you ever thought your spouse was boring?
No
No spouse.

Do you believe wives must serve their husbands?
No
Nope. They must nurture their children.

Do you believe your spouse respects you?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever feel your spouse is too controlling?
No
No Spouse.

Have you ever feared your spouse might leave you for someone better looking?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever resent your spouse for not earning more money?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever check out other women/men in front of your spouse?
No
No Spouse.

Are you in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No
Im Single.

If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends?
Yes
Yes, and I think she'd do the same if the opportunity arose.

Have you ever lied to your spouse about the number of people you’ve slept with?
No
Don't feel the need to.

Do you fantasize about cheating on your spouse/partner?
No
Nope, and I never have.

Have you ever broken up by text message?
Yes
Not very proud of it either.

Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it?
Yes
Used to steal stuff from a candy bar because the guy never payed attention.

Have you ever made a sexy video?
No
You kinda got to be sexy to make a sexy video.

Have you ever posed nude?
No
Nope.

Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone?
No
Ask away.

Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor?
No
But I have spied on a naked person that was not my neighbor.

Have you ever pretended to be another sex online?
Yes
Just for laughs

Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet?
No
Nope I havent.

Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot?
No
I don't think I'm hot.

Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people?
Yes
I am charming, and I use that as much as possible.

Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you?
No
I'd like to be more attractive, but I'm never jealous of those who are.

Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person?
Yes
Whats the point in looking good if you have a bad personality.

Have you ever had cosmetic surgery?
No
Nope, and dont desire too.

Is that your real nose?
Yes
Sure is.

Are you a compulsive spender?
Yes
But only on small stuff, candy bars, etc.

Have you lied about your weight?
Yes
It's something I'm ashamed of.

Do skinny people make you jealous?
No
Like attractiveness, something I would want to be but not jealous of.

Have you ever stuffed your underwear?
No
No need.

Have you ever made a false accusation?
Yes
Ive made them when I thought they were true.

Do you secretly give nothing to charity?
No
I don't donate to charity and I don't keep that a secret.

If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back?
No
Sorry, I know it's the wrong thing to do, but $1000 CASH? I'll be keeping that.

Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased?
Yes
I dont have a credit card but I would if I did.

Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant?
No
Never stolen a tip, never will.

Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you?
No
Not something I care about.

Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill?
No
Always payed!

Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket?
No
Never been in that situation.

Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else?
Yes
Yeah I do.

Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men?
Yes
TB LONG HAIR CLUB, **** YEAH!!!

As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool?
No
Gross!

Did you cheat on any of your tests in school?
Yes
Copied friends answers.

Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read?
Yes
Ive passed tests on books Ive never read.

Do you think you are better looking that your siblings?
No
Wasn't this question already asked?

Do you think you will still be married in 5 years?
No
I highly doubt it.

Do you sabotage your rivals at work?
No
I don't work

Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired
No
I don't work

Have you ever lied to get a job?
No
Never have.

Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive?
No
No Spose.

Do you like your mother-in-law?
No
No Mother-in-Law.

Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?
No
It's sad but I don't really care, it's not my problem.

Do you really care about the famine in Darfur?
No
Same explanation as above.

 

i will! give me a few minutes

 

Not many I'd guess.

 

Do you really care about the environment?
Yes

Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot?
cant drive so no

Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car?
no

Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs?
no

Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with?
im still growing up

Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends?
No


Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with?
no.

Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back?
no

If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend?
yes

Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are?
yes

Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with you friends?
meh, not really, theres not too many guys where i live -_-

Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced?
they were never married

Do you think that you are smarter than your parents?

My moms intelligent, My dads a idiot.

Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge?
nope

Do you think your parents did a good job raising you?
dad does a horrible job, mom yes

Do you like your mother more than your father?
Yes


Do you believe your parents are proud of you?
mom, yes, dad, no.

Have you ever wished you were born into a different family?
nope

Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you?
no

Do you respect your father?
No


Have you ever stolen from your parents?
nope

Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)?
no

Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime?
Depends

Do you think you are a good role model for your children?
i have no kids, nor will i ever xD

Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father?
No

Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father?
nope

Would you say your mother is a great cook?
shes alright

Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother?
I wouldnt be happy marrying any woman.

Do you dislike small children?
depends

Do you secretly think babies are ugly?
they all look the same

If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house?
nope

Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t?
nope

Have you lied on your resume?
no

Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career?
I hope so

Have you taken credit for someone else’s work?
no

Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom?
no

Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t?
no

Do you love your job more than sex?
:I have no job, i dont have sex, so no.

Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you?
no

Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford?
no i dont drive

Are you jealous of people with more money than you?
kind of.

Have you done anything to win?
huh?

Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things?
no

Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom?
yes

Is there a body part on your spouse that you dislike?
I have no spouse.

Do you wish you were still single?
I'm kind of glad i am

Did you ever fake it in bed?

Sometimes i fake sleep xD

Did you ever fake it out of bed?
no

Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend?
single

Have you ever thought your spouse was boring?
No
No spouse.

Do you believe wives must serve their husbands?
No
Nope.

Do you believe your spouse respects you?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever feel your spouse is too controlling?
No
No Spouse.

Have you ever feared your spouse might leave you for someone better looking?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever resent your spouse for not earning more money?
No
No Spouse.

Do you ever check out other women/men in front of your spouse?
No
No Spouse.

Are you in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No
Im Single.

If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends?
nope.

Have you ever lied to your spouse about the number of people you’ve slept with?
No

Do you fantasize about cheating on your spouse/partner?
No


Have you ever broken up by text message?
No'


Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it?
only once, then i returned it xD

Have you ever made a sexy video?
no

Have you ever posed nude?
no

Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone?
No


Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor?
No


Have you ever pretended to be another sex online?
no

Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet?
No


Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot?
No
Im not hot.

Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people?
no


Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you?
No


Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person?
Yes


Have you ever had cosmetic surgery?
No


Is that your real nose?
Yes

Are you a compulsive spender?
No
y.

Have you lied about your weight?
no

Do skinny people make you jealous?
no

Have you ever stuffed your underwear?
No

Have you ever made a false accusation?
no

Do you secretly give nothing to charity?
No
I refuse to give money to charitys that give money to church, as i dont believe in religion


If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back?
i dont know.

Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased?
no. i dont believe in sins or credit cards

Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant?
no

Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you?
No


Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill?
no


Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket?
no

Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else?
no

Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men?
no

As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool?
no

Did you cheat on any of your tests in school?
Yes
Only in math

Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read?
Yes


Do you think you are better looking that your siblings?
No


Do you think you will still be married in 5 years?
No


Do you sabotage your rivals at work?
No
i dont work

Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired
no

Have you ever lied to get a job?
no

Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive?
No
No Spouse.

Do you like your mother-in-law?
No
i hate my dads girlfriend.

Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?
No
I dont know -_-
Do you really care about the famine in Darfur?
yes, but i dont do anything about it

 

No. I want the two minutes of my life back.