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Mommy, I'm scared.....Brigitte Nielsen is gonna get me and try to kiss me

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mon Rominee, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. I don't watch reality television. i don't watch music television anymore. But the other day, I saw an ad for a show with Bridgette & Flayva Flav of all people, and when I saw what Bridgette looked like, I damn near vomitted. Hope they don't want to reprise her role in Beverly Hills Cop 4.

    I've heard of not aging gracefully, but disgracefully? Simply haggard.

    ooops, there's another thread on this, but here's a picture...

  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Wow...Conan O'Brian could do a serious "If they mated" with that pic!

    brad cook

  3. YES! I was totally thinking that! LOL! Sad thing, it might come out like your avatar. ;)
  4. mikemulcahy


    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss

    My thought exactly.

  5. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
    All that smoking, drinking, and nudity have taken their toll over the years. So un- Red Sonja like.
  6. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Fixed the title.
  7. She's currently doing a reality TV show here in Britain, called "Celebrity Big Brother". I haven't seen any of it apart from items in certain newspapers, but she (and her, ahem, assets...) feature heavily. In a shocking uninventive streak, the producers decided to bring in Sylvester Stallone's mother in (who of course hated Ms. Nielsen), and made Bridgitte be her slave. Had to heat her toilet seat, etc., etc..

    Just one more reason I'm glad TB and the internet is stealing my life.
  8. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Time can be mean. ANd those gold teeth are atrocious.
  9. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    good grief.
  10. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    weren't they on that house show with ron jeremy and erik estrada?
  11. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    I saw some of that. The Surreal Life is the modern equivalent of Barnum's side show. THAT particular match-up is simply too much for me to bear.
  12. Things I don't EVER wanna see BN & FF do:

    French Kiss

    Grope each other

    Smoke (some guy stuck a cig in her mouth with his FOOT in an ad...and she smiled about it...so decadent!)




    Oh hell, I just don't wanna see them. Especially up close. She was in a limo, with major bedhead, and she looked like a wrinkly man...and she needs about a year's worth of Topol....STAT! And a breast reduction...looks like she's arm-cradling two bowling balls... Just nasty.... so utterly scary.
  13. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Like this?

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  14. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    It just wants to be loved...is that so wrong?

    brad cook
  15. Or mine.

    Rock on
  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Wow, I didn't know she use to be mildly attractive. I'm fairly sure that woman has a penis.
  17. Disgusting, yet oddly amusing.

    Rock on
  18. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I don't know either of those people. I am somehow proud of this fact.
  19. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I dunno dude, Flava is from Public Enemy. Old Skool!

    A really good rap group actually. I don't know any of Brigitte's work, and I'm somehow proud of that.