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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Aug 29, 2005.
How do you make God laugh? make a plan!
So, God walks into a bar...
..and he says, "OUCH!"
I crack God up.
Didja know god's an atheist?
He doesn't believe in a higher power.
(hope i didn't hear that 'round here, and am just regurgitating....)
So a bunch of elderly gentleman are out for a nice round of 18. The sun hides behind a nasty cloud, and it begins to rain. The wind picks up, and sure enough, the sky lights up with lightning.
One of the men shouts "QUICK, HOLD YOUR 2-IRONS UP!!"
The rest look at him, confused.
He replies, "Even God can't hit a 2-Iron very well."
(classicl from Mel Brooks)
"Christians are so poor..." (How poor are they?) "They're so poor they can only afford ONE GOD!"
Ba-dump bump Crash....
I'll be here all day! Please... try the Lutefisk
Actually, he would have to be a theist. A theist believes God exists, and God certainly believes he exists. An atheist believes no god exists.
Unless he's a deist, and just believes that he set things in motion, and sat back to watch
The question is, can God create a bar that he cannot go around?
I have some friends who are unable to go around any bar they see.
The real question is, can god make a gay bar?
I'm pretty sure god is laughing already. And has been for quite sometime.
Need proof that God has a sense of humor?
God created men and women...
There's gotta be some laughs watching our interactions..
How to make God laugh? Show him Falwell, Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart.
Actually, that's how you make God cry.