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Monty Python Quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slobake, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    It seems like there a lot of Monty Python fans here at TB. It's hard to beat Monty Python for outright sillyness.
    Here is your chance to post your favorite Monty Python quote or any other quote for that matter. I don't want to get religious about this.
    Here is one of my favorite quotes from them. I'ts a pretty obscure joke, a lot of people don't get this one, but I think it's funny.

    "Every time I start a sentence I always end it with the wrong steamship."
  2. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    "Nods as good as a wink to a blind bat. KnowwhatImean? Aye?"

    My brother and I still say this more often than can reasonably be explained.
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  3. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    "My nipples explode with delight!"

    (Remember the Hungarian phrase book skit?)
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  4. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
  5. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Inactive

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Please ferrrrrrn-derrrrrrl my berrrrrrr-tox

  6. bjabass


    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South
    Hump? What hump?
  7. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
  8. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Inactive

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    We got lumps of it round the back.
  9. Richland123


    Apr 17, 2009
    I fart in your general direction

    Bring out your dead - I'm not dead yet

    How do you know she's a witch? She's got a wart.

    It's just a flesh wound
  10. hrodbert696

    hrodbert696 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
  11. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    "I want a license for my pet fish Eric"
  12. Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blow job?
  13. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    "Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
    Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!"
  14. There's a penguin on the telly.
  15. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
    "My hovercraft is full of eels"
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  16. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
    'E must be King"

    'Ow can you tell?"

    'E 'asn't got shi' all over 'im"
  17. Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
    rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
    bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
  18. bassinplace


    Dec 1, 2008
    No you don't get f'ing wafers with it! It's bleedin' seabird flavor!
  19. Biggles: (Graham Chapman) Miss Bladder, take a letter.

    Secretary: (Nicki Howorth) Yes, Señor Biggles.

    Biggles: Don't call me señor! I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

    Secretary: Sorry.

    Biggles: I've never even been to Spain.

    Secretary: You went to Ibiza last year.

    Biggles: That's still not grounds for calling me señor, or Don Beeg-les for that matter.

    Here's the youtube for that skit.. It never ceases to make me laugh:

  20. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn’t match.”

    “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

    "It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"

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