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Monty Python...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by khay0s, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. http://www.youmightbe.com/pages/montypython.html

    I think I'm a fan... :bag:

    We've had so many threads end up about it, I figured we might as well have on devoted to it. So, whats everyone's favourite Python quote? I have a tendency sayto "Yes, get on with it" in a Scottish accent far too much. :help: :D

  2. Jack


    Sep 6, 2003
    Newcastle, UK
    "Thats it, go to the back! Garh, Theres always one isnt there?"

    That whole stoning scene cracks me up every time.
  3. 'Tis but a scratch
    Only a flesh wound
    Three pointy fangs
    Five is right out
    But my friend's call me Tim
    It's wafer thin

  4. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
  5. "fetch us.....A SHRUBBERY!"

    "RUN AWAY"

    "Your Mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberrys, now go away before i taunt you a seccond time"

    i just got the 2 disc holy grail dvd :D
  6. "Well then it wouldn't be very crunchy then! Would it?"

    "So I curtailed my Walpoling activities and sallied forth to your place of purvayence, to negotiate the sale of some cheesy comestibles" Ehhh !!! "I'd like to buy some CHEEESSSSE!!!"

    "Hello mrs. Gorilla" "Hello mrs non Gorilla!!!"
  7. One of the best scenes ever!!! Glad some else watched flying circus!
  8. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    "And when I say that there is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy, what I mean is that there is a certain amount. . . . . Jenkins, no!"

    "It's the 100 meter breast-stroke for non-swimmers - We'll be back later when they start fishing the corpses out!"

    "It's Bicycle Repair Man."

    "Splunge for me too!"

    "All in a day's work for Confuse-a-Cat!"

    "The two fat ones balance out the skinny one"

    "I may not know much about art, but I know what I like!"

    "We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turn to act as a sort of executive-officer-of-the-week"

    "Surely you know that one, it's from The Merchant of Venice !"


    "You vacuous, malodorous, coffee-nosed pervert!"

    "I believe he said, blessed are the cheese-makers."

    "People called Romani go there? Doesn't make any sense!"

    "I have decided to sell you all for medical experiment"

    "Listen, I came here for an argument!" "Oh, this is abuse"

    "WE WANT. . . . . . . . . . . . . a shrubbery!"

    "They call me Roger, Roger the shrubber"
  9. "Nobody expects the spanish inqusition!!!!"
  11. "ew, what do you mean Ew, I dont like SPAM!"

    "Were Knights of the round table....................."

    " what is your name, Arthur king of the britains, what is your quest, to seek the holy grail, what is......The airspeed velocity of a swallow? African or European?? I dont know that , AAAAAAAAAHH"

    "And now for something completely different.....the naked organist!!"
  12. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    I fart in your general direction.
  13. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
  14. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    I'm piecing a complete series out of used DVDs and Bargain bin VHS tapes.:)

    "Do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?"

    "It's spelled Ken Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced Troatwobbler Mangrove".

    "This is my only line"

    And who could forget this little doozie (courtesy of Google)

    MR. LARCH:

    Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud, freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!


    It's only a bloody parking offense.
  15. We are the knights who say.....NI

    Old woman
    Im sorry old man
    im 37
    im 37 not old
    well i cant just call you man
    you could have called me dennis
    i didnt no your name was dennis

    ...goes something like that
  16. "Hello Mr & Mrs & Mrs Zambezi!"

    "All I said was, it was a meal fit for Jehovah!"

    I love the rant about the system of government. :D

    Here's my Mike Palin Page
  17. "how about spam, spam, spam egg and beans, then!?"
    "could I have that with one les spam?"
    "What!? you mean spam, spam, egg and beans? ...yuch! thats discusting!"

    "If I said you had a beutifull body, ...would you hold it against me?"
  18. McHack


    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed.
    See the violence inherent in the system...


    Hey, he must be the King.
    How can you tell?
    He doesn't have **** all over him...
  19. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

    "He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy!"

    (one fish to another one)

    "Oh no, George is being eaten!"
  20. ONYX


    Apr 14, 2000
    It's the dreaded Black Beast of AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!