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Moral of the Story

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DaftCat, Oct 22, 2005.


  1. DaftCat

    DaftCat

    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
    been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her
    beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
    down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
    "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
    fling just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the
    top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at
    me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
    straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    The moral of this story is always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. I've read this story somewhere before...a joke website or something.
     
  3. It's an urban legend. Regularly shows up as a supposed story printed in an Ann Landers column, or something similar. It's made up though.

    www.snopes.com

    ^ great website for de-mistifying many common urban legends.
     
  4. Still funny!

    - Andrew
     
  5. Petary791

    Petary791

    Feb 20, 2005
    Michigan, USA
    Oh

    my

    God.























    I'm so scared right now.
     
  6. Next you're gonna tell me that the chicken didn't actually cross the road, that that whole 'story' was made up too.
     
  7. I clapped after that one hahaha.
     
  8. Aj*

    Aj*

    Jun 14, 2005
    West Yorkshire, UK
    Haha, made me laugh.
     
  9. moi

    moi

    Nov 19, 2004
    ponce.PR
    Holy ****!i am TOO gonna keep my condoms in my car!!