Of all the stupid terms people have come up to describe sounds, "mwah" is the most stupid. Not only is it meaningless, but it makes you feel like a big bag of douche when you say it. What the F is "mwah?" The sound of a bridge pickup on a fretless? Sliding into a note on fretless? The sound you make when someone shoves your bass up your ass for saying such a dumb word? "MWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!" So in this thread, I would like to accomplish two things. The first thing I would like to accomplish is a comprehensive list of meaningless terms used to describe sounds from musical instruments. The second thing is to come up with a better word than "mwah." One that doesn't make you embarrassed to play fretless bass, preferably. Please don't use "mwah" anymore. You only hurt yourself and bring shame to your family.