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More Ebay Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by LoJoe, Apr 27, 2004.


  1. LoJoe

    LoJoe

    Sep 5, 2002
    Concord, NC USA.
  2. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
    LoJoe - I just created an identical thread about the same listing at the exact same time as you (12:35)!

    We must've received this foolishness at the same time.

    I deleted mine, though.
     
  3. holy crap! made my day a bit better so far! ahahahah! :D

    im gunna pass this onto other forums! :hyper:
     
  4. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Hehehe.....another funny eBay auction near me. Remember the haunted piano??

    -Mike
     
  5. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    it doesn't look like a size 12 to us....maybe american sizes are giant.
     
  6. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    That was cool.
     
  7. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    You two could probably fit two of you in a size 12... or is that just one of the two of you? Or half of both?
    :confused:
     
  8. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    all we know is that we are a uk size 10 for pants and skirts, and 8 for shirts.

    we haven't had a fitted corset made in a while, but when we waist trained we took a size 6, or 0.
     
  9. canopener

    canopener

    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    What's with the diary he's using it for?

    But I guess he's going to be getting more than a couple of Mariners' tickets, but maybe not the beers...
     
  10. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    So is that for both of you separately or together? Do you each wear a size 10, or a 5? Women's sizing is confusing enough without having to deal with two people in one body, or one person in two bodies, or whateve it is that's going on over there.

    ;)
     
  11. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    TX
    No joke. I see now that the way to make money on eBay is to post humorous anecdotes and downright funny **** so you get more people to look at it. The bidding started at ONE DOLLAR and he's now got $750!!!!
     
  12. Don W

    Don W

    Jan 30, 2004
    East Bay, CA.
    At least the guy was smart enough to take his face out of the pictures.
     
  13. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    Broken Angel - you are UK? i always thought you were american. dunno why....
     
  14. lol
     
  15. jawzzz

    jawzzz

    May 23, 2003
    Denver Colorado
    Over $1500 now. {Starts to look for wedding dress to sell} :ninja:
     
  16. FractalUniverse

    FractalUniverse Guest

    Jan 26, 2002
    Valparaíso, Chile
    what haunted piano?

    is there a link? :hyper:
     
  17. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    TX
    Yeah, well, somebody is bein' rather cute. It's gone up to $17,000,000 the last time I looked. It's jumped about 2,000,000 every few minutes.


    EDIT: Over $20 mil now :D

    EDIT (10:30): $25mil


    EDIT (10:31): $30 mil


    lol I give up.

    EDIT (10:36): $99,999,999.00 :D
     
  18. it seems pretty crap tho, that i think he was probably being serious about selling the thing! :meh:

    he's stille mmy hero :p
     
  19. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    TX
    Yeah I agree. It does suck because he WAS trying to sell the thing.


    I bet it was his ex-wife that started it all :D
     
  20. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Well now it's back 'down' to $17,000. or so. I hope he does get to actually sell it.

    I liked the part of the commentary where he said someone emailed him that he should have covered his tattoos so he wouldn't be recognized by them like on America's Most Wanted. He answered 'I'm not accused of war-crimes. I'm selling a dress.'

    Well I thought it was funny.