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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DaveTomasi, Nov 27, 2000.


  1. DaveTomasi

    DaveTomasi Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Baltimore, Maryland
    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try ectricians! The inside of them is color-coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
    the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and rear are interchangeable."