More reason to get drunk!

Nick Gann · Jul 12, 2003

http://www.outletnutrition.com/719410050009.html

Chaser prevents headaches and nausea caused by alcoholic beverages.

A recent survey shows that it takes an average of just 3.2 drinks to cause a hangover. For ten percent of people, all it takes is one or two. That's why there's Chaser. Chaser absorbs the toxins in alcoholic beverages that cause hangovers so you don't get one. Period. You'll wake up feeling great. No headache. No nausea. No regrets.

Two Chaser caplets, taken with your first drink, are all it takes. It's safe, natural, clinically proven effective and works on beer, wine and spirits. If you're particularly sensitive to wine, try Chaser for Wine Headaches.

Chaser absorbs the harmful element in beer, wine and sprits and traps them before they can do their damage. These element, called congeners, are byproducts of the fermentation process. Chaser attracts congeners and soaks them up like a sponge. Its natural ingredients, activated calcium carbonate and vegetable carbon, have received the FDA's highest safety rating.

Instructions for Use

Per drinking session. Take two caplets with your first drink. For best results, take two more caplets every two to three hours (or five to six drinks) thereafter.

To prevent dehydration from alcohol drink plenty of water or sports drinks.

Warning: Chaser will not prevent intoxication and is not intended to treat or prevent the consequences of excessive alcohol consumption. Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive. Do not drink alcohol if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult with your physician if you believe you may have a dependency on alcohol.
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Isn't that great? All more reason to go out and get drunk; no problems the next day!!!

Aren't there enough people out there drunk already? Imagine now that no one has to have hangovers. Oh joy... Drive safe everyone, don't drink while you do.

Tyler Hole · Jul 12, 2003

Cheers Nick

Stephen S · Jul 12, 2003

So there is a god.

(I didn't capture the true essence of sarcasm the first time around.)

JMX · Jul 12, 2003

ROFL - some people buy any crap.

parrott · Jul 12, 2003

To prevent dehydration from alcohol drink plenty of water or sports drinks.
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Erm...... I thought dehydration was what caused hangovers?

JMX · Jul 12, 2003

did you see the price?

BigBohn · Jul 12, 2003

Heh, I just saw a commercial of that a day ago on TV. Hilarious, cuz this chick with this devilish grin like she did something "naughty" the night before, is talking to the dude that slept over her house, whos having a bad arse hangover, saying he should take a chaser.

Haha.

cobrasneverdie · Jul 12, 2003

geeze 22 bucks! you know how much more booze you could get with that?

Microbass · Jul 12, 2003

Originally posted by cobrasneverdie
geeze 22 bucks! you know how much more booze you could get with that?
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Haha, yea!

what a waste of time, why don't they do something good for people and teach them that SPORTS DRINKS are better for you?!

yeesh.

cobrasneverdie · Jul 12, 2003

yea. i wanna powerade!

JMX · Jul 12, 2003

...or that apple juice mixed with mineral water is a better isotonic drink than any sports drink...

Microbass · Jul 12, 2003

True, JMX.

If your out drinking, be sure to take some water, but I've read that the better choice is a sports drink. Since the the drink ahs a lot more salt than water, it will help to keep you hydrated (ass you sweat, you lose salt)

ah well, its true. people are getting sillyier! (oops! )

Benbass · Jul 12, 2003

The main ingredient(calcium carbonate) in this stuff is also the main ingredient in guess what? Tums antacid which is considerably cheaper. Amazing how people get rich over these things.

gruffpuppy · Jul 12, 2003

I find the biggest cause of hangovers is cigeretts.
Smoke less while drinking, less chance of a hangover.

Killdar · Jul 12, 2003

Not to sound like....well.....a pothead revolutionary...but...

just smoke weed instead of drinking! no hangovers...you're still as sane as you were before....and lots of other things having to do with safety and all that.

*disclaimer*
I do not encourage the smokage of cannabis when the brain is needed, or when trying to hold an intelligent conversation.

*hopes he doesn't get flamed*

DanGouge · Jul 12, 2003

Has anyone here ever had a hangover from only 3.2 drinks? I can't imagine that that's all it takes for some people. I mean I'm a big guy (6'7") but I can't see that doing it to anyone...

Mike Money · Jul 13, 2003

Kool Aid is better than all the `ades out there because your system absorbs it and can break down the sugars for energy faster than with the `ades.

Nick Gann · Jul 13, 2003

Originally posted by Mike Money
Kool Aid is better than all the `ades out there because your system absorbs it and can break down the sugars for energy faster than with the `ades.
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It isn't the sugar you need. It's the salt and electrolytes.

Mike Money · Jul 13, 2003

ya, but if you need something quick, go kool aid.

Mike Money · Jul 13, 2003

I'll keep that in mind next time i go on a binge smash.

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