Myself and the other co-founder of the Pedal Recovery Institute are planning a vacation, and don't have enough help on staff to watch all of the people we've taken in. Please adopt these select few pedals we have cared for back to mental and/or physical health. Up First, is this Guttermouth modded Bad Monkey ($60). He has taken his street nickname a little too seriously and is suffering from an identity crisis. His body contained so much potassium that he was starting to turn grey. He was found in a dumpster full of old bananas; probably dumped after Guttermouth did the Humphrey mod to him. The next orphan is this Devi Legend of Fuzz ($90) pedal. He was sticking his nose where it didn't belong, and soon his older brother found out he'd been taking from his stash. His older brother gathered his gang and tried to shank him in a field... Luckily some cops scared them away. Rocktron Blue Thunder ($200) is an effects unit and preamp and is... uh... on a table. He comes with a brand new power adapter.... because he... LOST HIS OLD ONE AT THE BOOKIE. This Toadworks Redux ($SOLD) pedal is quite the pervert. Not only does he enjoy flashing himself in public to females, he has a massive latex fetish. This one.... well... I believe the picture says it best. This brand new Bass Big Muff ($SOLD) tried to kill himself. He was screaming from the ledge, "WHY WOULD YOU NAME ME BIG MUFF?! I'M A DUDE. I CAN'T GET A DATE FOR PROM AND I CONSTANTLY GET STUFFED INTO MY LOCKER AT SCHOOL!" He jumped, but it turned out to only be a 4 foot drop. This Behringer BDI-21 ($SOLD) was found soliciting pussycat on a corner in downtown DC. He is still not completely unaddicted to sex, so if you have any teenage daughters or curious wives, he will probably not be a good fit. Last up is the Morley Duel Bass Wah ($SOLD). He is... stuck in a black hole, thus the all white background.