Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by RustfeatherBass, Feb 21, 2024.

  1. Michael Stanley 2112

    Michael Stanley 2112 Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 23, 2020
    How do you play that in most rehearsal spaces?

    When I was a teenager, I'd have gone on a quest to buy that.
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  2. 1960jbass


    Mar 28, 2013
    Berwick, PA
    Reminds of a creature from a sci-fi movie.
  3. Mighty Thumb

    Mighty Thumb Supporting Member

  4. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    Found on the Galactic Web under the category "Xenomorph Marital Aids". ;)
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  5. I think we woukd have been teenage friends :)
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  6. Micha84


    Jul 11, 2021
    "So, Officer Johnson, you said the murder weapon was...?"
    "A guitar, Sir."
    "But the wounds on the victim are..."
    "Stab wounds, Sir"
    "Officer Johnson, did you drink again on duty?"
    "No, Sir. If you could just let me explain..."
  7. Five or Six

    Five or Six

    Jun 21, 2022
    West Michigan
    If you don't like one of your band mates that would be the guitar to have. I don't think you would want to be intoxicated playing that critter.
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  8. ardgedee


    May 13, 2018
    The photo looks like it was taken in a pawn shop, in which case it answers your question, in a way.
  9. For some reason I read that in Dave Chappelle voice :roflmao:
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  10. Wyrdlow

    Wyrdlow Supporting Member

    Nov 30, 2023
    Lincolnshire, England
    Ith'nt that in Bothnia? :D
  11. Bertr


    May 6, 2013
    The Acropolis, the David by Michelangelo, the Sydney opera house... All civilisations eventually collapse.
  12. Nightsprinter

    Nightsprinter Supporting Member

    Aug 3, 2023
    ╩╗Oumuamua (Mass)
    The only problem I see here would be the size of the case.

  13. "First offender?"
    "No, I used the Epiphone first, then this, THEN the Fender."
  14. Razman

    Razman Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2005
    Orange Park, FL
    Weight? Not that I care...
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  15. RJC1811


    Nov 19, 2008
    Canandaigua, NY
    This is my side of the stage, that is your side, stay on your own side! The singer would certainly have a problem.
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  16. Slade N

    Slade N Supporting Member

    May 28, 2005
    portland, or
    This is the best Mothar for metal
  17. roadyboy

    roadyboy Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2012
    Hudson Valley NY
    All that needs to be a perfect weapon is a 2 foot whammy bar sharpened to a point.
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  18. micguy


    May 17, 2011
    You'll poke somebody's...spleen out with that if you're not careful. And maybe even if you are.
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  19. micguy


    May 17, 2011
    I would assume that, like the wings of jets on an aircraft carrier, those points have to fold in for storage.