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Moustache advice

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Infernal Affair, Feb 27, 2008.


  1. Ok. So one of the things I decided to do for Lent was grow a moustache and see how long I could stand it since I don't like having facial hair and don't really look good with it. I've been thinking of ways to trim it since I can't really grow it that thick. Got any ideas? Pics would be cool and helpful.

    20080227_moustache.

    Note that once Lent comes I'm shaving it all off, but a day or two before I'm gonna sport the Hitler/Chaplin stache. If I were able to grow it, I'd get something like Husker Du's Greg Norton. Now that there is an awesome stache.
     
  2. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007
    Maine/Vermont
    I didn't realize Pancho Villa was recruiting...

    you should shave the top 75% off of it, so there's just a pencil-thin line right above your upper lip.

    Oh, and Husker Du is amazing.
     
  3. RandomEvent

    RandomEvent

    Nov 10, 2007
    The only thing I'm wondering is if that is you in your avatar also...

    I'm firmly convinced those are two different people.
     
  4. Grow handlebars. :D
     
  5. brothernewt

    brothernewt Some people call me the stormtrooper of love...

    Apr 13, 2004
    Happyrock, OR
    thaaaa GG

    MOD EDIT: PLEASE REREAD THE USAGE AGREEMENT
     
  6. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    You should try to grow a Greg Norton stache anyway... call it a Husker Don't.
     
  7. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Try training your nose hairs to fill it in.
     
  8. I hope you didn't give up poontang for Lent, because with a pornstache like that, you're gonna have to beat it off with a stick. (there's a pun in there somewhere....)
     
  9. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Dude! You should totally trim it down into a "Pencil Thin Mustache". Just like John Waters, only creepier!!
     
  10. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    go for a Cantinflas!
     
  11. ubado

    ubado

    Mar 7, 2007
    FL
    +1

    Add in a Top Hat and go around saying "You Must Pay the Rent" :D
     
  12. clarifixer

    clarifixer

    Jan 22, 2008
    Powell, Ohio
    Had this one since 1968 in various permutations....
     
  13. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
  14. Actually... yeah I did. I also gave up stick beating and buying any new basses. I got a little ambitious. That goodness that Sundays are "Feast Days."

    Pencil thin or Cantinflas sounds cool. I was actually thinking about either. I gotta tread carefully though since a lot of my facial hair is uneven. It's da AzN bLuD in me.

    They're one in the same, just one is from the Bizarro World.
     
  15. clarifixer

    clarifixer

    Jan 22, 2008
    Powell, Ohio
    After all, they don't call it a "womb broom" for nothing.
     
  16. jwbassman

    jwbassman Supporting Member

    Aug 9, 2006
    You knew it was comin'....

    moustaches.

    The first ones a serious one....the other two not so much. ;)
     
  17. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I like it! Pencil thin gets my vote! I'd do it myself, but well.......
     
  18. brothernewt

    brothernewt Some people call me the stormtrooper of love...

    Apr 13, 2004
    Happyrock, OR
    wow... hadn't thought of the GG making ya look like Cantinflas... but it did di'n't it?!?
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Marcus Johnson

    Marcus Johnson

    Nov 28, 2001
    Maui
    Whoa! doesn't that slow you down? :D
     
  20. middy

    middy

    Mar 14, 2007
    Texas
    I'll bet guys are hitting on you more often... amiright?
     

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