12 Tone Scale -- The thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailer truck with A 440 -- The highway that runs around Nashville Aeolian Mode -- How you like Mama's cherry pie Altos -- Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes" Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?" Bach Chorale -- The place behind the barn where you keep the horses Bass -- The things you run around in softball Bassoon -- Typical response when asked what you hope to catch, and when Big Band -- When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players Bossa Nova -- The car your foreman drives Cadenza -- That ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off of when company comes Cello -- The proper way to answer the phone Clarinet -- Name for your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo Clef -- What you try never to fall off of Bass Clef -- Where you wind up if you do fall off Conductor -- The man who punches your ticket to Birmingham Cut Time -- Parole Cymbal -- What they use on deer-crossing signs so you know what to sight-in your pistol with Diminished Fifth -- An empty bottle of Jack Daniels First Inversion -- Grandpa's battle group at Normandy French Horn -- Your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come in at 4 a.m. Major Scale -- What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Damn! That was a major scale!" Melodic Minor -- Loretta Lynn's singing dad Minor Third -- Your approximate age and grade at the completion of formal schooling Order of Sharps -- What a wimp gets at the bar Passing Tone -- Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues Perfect Fifth -- A full bottle of Jack Daniels Perfect Pitch -- The smooth coating on a freshly paved road Pianissimo -- "Refill this beer bottle" Portamento -- A foreign country you've always wanted to see Quarter Tone -- What most standard pickups can haul Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps Relative Minor -- A girlfriend Repeat -- What you do until they just expel you Ritard -- There's one in every family Sonata -- What you get from a bad cold or hay fever Staccato -- How you did all the ceilings in your mobile home Tempo -- Good choice for a used car Time Signature -- What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in Transpositions -- Men who wear dresses Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!" Whole Note -- What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year Got this from the ProSoundWeb site.