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Music Joke...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by j-raj, Dec 16, 2004.


  1. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    So a 'C', an 'Eb', and a 'G' go walking into a bar...


    And the Bartender says "we don't serve minors" , so the 'Eb' got pissed and took off...


    ..."That's cool," said 'C' to the 'G', "we just gonna stick around and split a open fifth".


    :rollno:










    :bag:
     
  2. Jimbo

    Jimbo

    Dec 4, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    haha! i'm such a sucker for bar jokes--

    -jimbo
     
  3. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Do I go to hell if I liked it?

    'cause I did.
     
  4. Stephen Soto

    Stephen Soto

    Oct 12, 2003
    Yeah man, haha that is great.
     
  5. Hollow Man

    Hollow Man Supporting Member

    Apr 28, 2003
    Springfield, VA
    Anger.... rising..........
     
  6. And just what were these guys doing in the bar, looking for sax? :bag:

    Mike :p
     
  7. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    ba dum pum... pssshh!


    "Thank you, I'll be here all weekend.... no really,"


    :D
     
  8. Notes have BASSic instincts, too. :oops:
     

  9. Hahahaha! thats pretty good! :D
     
  10. trying to score with sheets of manuscript?

    :ninja:
     
  11. Milked it.
     
  12. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    ...Ok so that was Thursday night, and C and G have been drinking for that last couple of days-straight on a binge....



    :p :p ......




    It's Saturday morning and the G wake's up under the C, with the Eb doing them from on top...






    And they realize that they have been involved in a first inverted 3-way (triad)...





    With a minor!
    :bassist:
    :scowl:
    :rollno:









    I know it was a stretch... :bag:
     
  13. You want to see some bad jokes? check out a few in double bass humor section, like this gem, http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85642, just teasing you doublebass guys, I admire and envy your prowess on an instrument with such a long and interesting history, but the jokes are still too cheesy for me.
     
  14. A throuh G went on a pub crawl.

    When they went into the Boogie-Woogie bar, they were 8 to the bar. :bag:

    Mr. Trumpet tried to borrow some money from Mr. Trombone, but since Mr.Trumpet already owed him $20, Mr. Trombone wouldn't let him slide. :p

    Mike :D
     
  15. Stephen Soto

    Stephen Soto

    Oct 12, 2003
    Hahaha, so stuipid :p!
     
  16. there is no humor in that joke :scowl:
     
  17. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    What's the difference between a pig and a musician?
















    A pig won't stay up all nite trying to do a musician... :bag:
     
  18. :( :bawl:

    Mike :D
     
  19. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    :eyebrow:


    That's frigg'n funny!
     
  20. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

















    Drummer!