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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by gareth, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. gareth


    Jun 9, 2002
    You've heard them before but here we go:-

    1. Q What does a bass player use for contraception
    A His personality

    2. Q Who does a drummer hang out with
    A Musicians

    3 Q Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine
    A You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once

    4. A couple's marriage is breaking down cos they can't talk to each other any more. They go to as councellor who sits them down and then gets out a double bass and starts playing. The couple ask each other what he's doing and a conversation ensues. Having started talking to each other again, on leaving the couple ask the councellor how he managed to get them talking again and his reply was - "everyone talks during a bass solo"