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My A* joke:D

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by basspunk2005, Nov 17, 2005.


  1. basspunk2005

    basspunk2005

    Jan 31, 2005
    England UK
    There were two blokes called Timmy and Jim. They were discussing the various factors that had appeared on the news that day. Timmy says to Jim, Im not worried about bird flu. Jim says, How comes? in which Timmy replies Because Im a bloke.

    Duh duh tishhh(drum thing lol)

    Thank you for reading
     
  2. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    English humor ... :rolleyes:




    yeah , i know ... bloke = male ... bird = female .
     
  3. shameandspite

    shameandspite

    Oct 12, 2005
    So... Confused... Wasn't a ya'll anywhere in that joke!

    Please lord, save the non-kansans, they mean well.
     
  4. Secondhandloser

    Secondhandloser

    Mar 28, 2005
    Is so frikkin funny :cool:
     
  5. mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    I actually treated a patient yesterday with bird flu. He had the classic symptoms:

    1) Fever
    2) body aches
    3) cough
    4) tried to crap on my windshield.

    Mike
     
  6. basspunk2005

    basspunk2005

    Jan 31, 2005
    England UK
    lol at first I thought, ah Iv hit a bad spot there, then I read the last part and I thought goood its a joke lol
     
  7. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    the north american version:

    two cows are out in the field chewing cud .
    one says to the other -
    " so , are you worried about the mad cow disease ? "

    the other cow : " why should i , im a penguin "
     
  8. shameandspite

    shameandspite

    Oct 12, 2005
    Now That^... was funny. Soil your knickers funny.
     
  9. Barfly

    Barfly

    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada

    LMAO!
     
  10. What gets longer when pulled
    Fits between a womans breast
    Inserts neatly in a hole
    & works best when jerked hard





























    A Seatbelt :D