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My A* joke:D

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by basspunk2005, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. Nov 17, 2005 #1
    basspunk2005

    basspunk2005 Guest

    Jan 31, 2005
    There were two blokes called Timmy and Jim. They were discussing the various factors that had appeared on the news that day. Timmy says to Jim, Im not worried about bird flu. Jim says, How comes? in which Timmy replies Because Im a bloke.

    Duh duh tishhh(drum thing lol)

    Thank you for reading
     
  2. Nov 17, 2005 #2
    DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    Dec 31, 2003
    DEEP in the Heart of Texas
    English humor ... :rolleyes:




    yeah , i know ... bloke = male ... bird = female .
     
  3. Nov 17, 2005 #3
    NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D
     
  4. Nov 17, 2005 #4
    shameandspite

    shameandspite Guest

    Oct 12, 2005
    So... Confused... Wasn't a ya'll anywhere in that joke!

    Please lord, save the non-kansans, they mean well.
     
  5. Nov 17, 2005 #5
    Secondhandloser

    Secondhandloser Guest

    Mar 28, 2005
    Is so frikkin funny :cool:
     
  6. Nov 17, 2005 #6
    mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    I actually treated a patient yesterday with bird flu. He had the classic symptoms:

    1) Fever
    2) body aches
    3) cough
    4) tried to crap on my windshield.

    Mike
     
  7. Nov 17, 2005 #7
    NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D :D :D
     
  8. Nov 17, 2005 #8
    basspunk2005

    basspunk2005 Guest

    Jan 31, 2005
    lol at first I thought, ah Iv hit a bad spot there, then I read the last part and I thought goood its a joke lol
     
  9. Nov 17, 2005 #9
    fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    the north american version:

    two cows are out in the field chewing cud .
    one says to the other -
    " so , are you worried about the mad cow disease ? "

    the other cow : " why should i , im a penguin "
     
  10. Nov 17, 2005 #10
    shameandspite

    shameandspite Guest

    Oct 12, 2005
    Now That^... was funny. Soil your knickers funny.
     
  11. Nov 18, 2005 #11
    Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    a541.gif
     
  12. Nov 20, 2005 #12
    Barfly

    Barfly Guest

    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada

    LMAO!
     
  13. Nov 24, 2005 #13
    Jace The Bass

    Jace The Bass Guest

    Jul 26, 2004
    Wellington New Zealand
    What gets longer when pulled
    Fits between a womans breast
    Inserts neatly in a hole
    & works best when jerked hard





























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