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My A* joke:D

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by basspunk2005, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. basspunk2005

    basspunk2005 Guest

    Jan 31, 2005
    There were two blokes called Timmy and Jim. They were discussing the various factors that had appeared on the news that day. Timmy says to Jim, Im not worried about bird flu. Jim says, How comes? in which Timmy replies Because Im a bloke.

    Duh duh tishhh(drum thing lol)

    Thank you for reading
  2. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    English humor ... :rolleyes:

    yeah , i know ... bloke = male ... bird = female .
  3. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
  4. shameandspite


    Oct 12, 2005
    So... Confused... Wasn't a ya'll anywhere in that joke!

    Please lord, save the non-kansans, they mean well.
  5. Secondhandloser


    Mar 28, 2005
    Is so frikkin funny :cool:
  6. mikemulcahy


    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    I actually treated a patient yesterday with bird flu. He had the classic symptoms:

    1) Fever
    2) body aches
    3) cough
    4) tried to crap on my windshield.

  7. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D :D :D
  8. basspunk2005

    basspunk2005 Guest

    Jan 31, 2005
    lol at first I thought, ah Iv hit a bad spot there, then I read the last part and I thought goood its a joke lol
  9. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    the north american version:

    two cows are out in the field chewing cud .
    one says to the other -
    " so , are you worried about the mad cow disease ? "

    the other cow : " why should i , im a penguin "
  10. shameandspite


    Oct 12, 2005
    Now That^... was funny. Soil your knickers funny.
  11. Diggler


    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
  12. Barfly


    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada

  13. What gets longer when pulled
    Fits between a womans breast
    Inserts neatly in a hole
    & works best when jerked hard

    A Seatbelt :D