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My amp...touched me.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Tryxx, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. Tryxx

    Tryxx Sputnik Forums: Bass Mod

    Jun 1, 2005
    Hurst, Texas.
    There I was, just playing when I decided to tweak a few settings on my head. So, I'm turning the dials on my Walkabout, kneeling right in front of the Epifani 212. I boost the bass a bit, cut the mids and treble, then fiddle with the parametric EQ. I prepare myself to play a smooth little groove on the E and A strings, some rock pedalling. I begin to play...and the air rushing from the speakers from a gritty high gain overdrive is almost orgasmic, literally. I could feel that air rush through my pants and touch my bathing suit area.

    My amp...touched me right there.
  2. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Umm, awkward anyone?
  3. Tryxx

    Tryxx Sputnik Forums: Bass Mod

    Jun 1, 2005
    Hurst, Texas.
    You were supposed to laugh... :(
  4. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I did laugh!
  5. Wow...first time (in a while at least) that I've heard of a sexual experience with a piece of heavy electronics....SWEET!!! Do it again!!! :hyper:
  6. Did you actually see the amp reach out and touch you? Or did you feel the touch and yet not see anything? Reason I ask is I suspect the EQ changes disturbed a demon, and the demon was what actually touched your naughty bits.

    I would be VERY careful about using that EQ setting again. Check the knob settings? Is Bass at 6, Mids at 6 Treble at 6?

    You are messing with deep dark unimaginable forces beyond your comprehension or conrol!

  7. Tryxx

    Tryxx Sputnik Forums: Bass Mod

    Jun 1, 2005
    Hurst, Texas.
    Well...maybe... It was very etheral. :ninja:
  8. gilbert46


    Sep 21, 2004
    Sacramento, CA
    I do this, but with someone elses amp, at GC.
  9. Tryxx

    Tryxx Sputnik Forums: Bass Mod

    Jun 1, 2005
    Hurst, Texas.
    So...are you cheating on your own? Is that public indecency? :p
  10. gilbert46


    Sep 21, 2004
    Sacramento, CA
    yes, I appreciate my Eden that much more when I come home ;)
  11. Diggler


    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Women love to sit on my cabinets when I'm playing the low B string.
  12. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    /johnnie cochrane voice on

    mr. tryxxie can you show us where the defendant touched you with this doll please?

  13. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    I have that happen all the time... 550W into 3x15s do that to ya ;).

  14. gilbert46


    Sep 21, 2004
    Sacramento, CA
    this thread is so deliciously inapproriate
  15. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    My amp gave me a wedgie.
  16. My amp ate my toast and blamed it on the cat
  17. My amp gave me a phone number and I called it and it wasn't my amp.
  18. My amp does that on weekends.
  19. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    Who needs a girlfriend when you've got a big enough amp eh?

    No nagging voice, no trick questions, no commitment issues; just the warm fuzzy embrace of the low end of the sonic spectrum.
  20. *cough*actionfigure*cough*