My band are evil

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Nickthebassist, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. they stuck porn in my room! I didn't even realise it was there until I got up this morning. I'm sure my dad saw it when I was asleep. :meh: :oops: :bag: :(

    Edit by Jazzbo. Watch the language.
  2. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Just keep it off your computer ;) :D
  3. Yeh but, isn't my dad gonna like kill me?
  4. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    Over/under is 2 pages. The mods are gonna be all over this one.
  5. oh yeah? i once caught a fish THIIISSS BIGGGG!!
  6. Well, if any of you are parents, what would you do? Is my dad gonna kill me?
  7. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    I'm a parent although my son, the youngest one, isn't of "porn" age yet. I'd say your dad probably isn't going to kill you. Tell him your friends played a joke on you. Obviously your dad knows you are interested in "girl parts" (At least I hope you are), after all, you are a teenager. He may not like them being posted in your room, but I don't think it'll be a big deal.
  8. andruca


    Mar 31, 2004
    Madrid (Spain)
    How old are you, Nick? C'mon! Anyone above 12 (including your father at that age) HAS PORN somewhere in the house and/or computer! That's life! Evolution has to be there too in order not to make such a subject anymore of such a wonderful form of art as porn is!

  9. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    You father is probably worried that you will work out he has been browing for porn on your computer (and thus causing all the dramas) so it will be a uncomfortable stalemate between you two.
  10. I'm 16. I have soft porn posters, just nothing like these... I'd describe these as 'meidum porn', if there is such a thing.
  11. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    Mark, does your avatar depict a truck "Driving heavy piles of logs"?
  12. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    If all else fails, tell him the porn belongs to Toasted.
  13. Your Dad may well be relieved to discover that you are tweaking something other than your SansAmp. ;) ;)

    Seriously, don't sweat it!! As a father with two kids both of whom are older than you, I think you have NOTHING to worry about.

    Now, if they were Slipknot posters, that would be a very different thing. :D :D
  14. dlloyd

    dlloyd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Apr 21, 2004
    I'm guessing your dad was 16 once.
  15. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    Ah, the old 'Someone else put porn in my room' ploy......

  16. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    I feel like doing that to someone...

    Anyway, Nick, you're FINE. It's no problemo -- your dad will probably just chalk it up to you being too lazy/forgetful to put away your stash after having a good wank last night.
  17. LMAO! :D
  18. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    yeah, my friends stuck porn in my room when I was teenager too. and uhh... cigarettes, and pot, and.... yeah... they hid scotch and beer in there too one time I think... yeah... that's right... it was my friends.

    be happy it wasn't gay porn.
  19. so...your Dad comes into your room while you're sleeping? :bag:
  20. Broach_insound


    Jan 25, 2005
    New York
    your 16 years old your dad shouldnt care

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