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my bass player has 3 nipples

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Stupidnick, Apr 6, 2003.


  1. Stupidnick

    Stupidnick

    Mar 22, 2002
    ...my room...
    ....my bassist.. mark..here on talkbass..
    has 3 nipples..


    and its proven..

    .....Jordan(guitarist) says the third one got hard when jay stuck an ice cube on it...:eek:

    .... im glad i wasn't there. but just another useless fact. Im really bored right now.
     
  2. I want a picture as proof....

    :D:D

    Merls

    then dave can change it to something funny...
     
  3. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    I'm so sorry.
     
  4. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    my drummer has 3 nipples....yeah...it's weird.
     
  5. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    hey i already have the caption!

    "I HAVE NIPPLES NICK, CAN YOU MILK ME?"
     
  6. Post that picture! lol

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  7. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    that was a damn funny movie.
     
  8. You guys are scaring me.....:meh:
     
  9. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Little known fact: An extra nipple is called a supernumerary. A supernumerary is also a non-singing cast member in an opera. I know. I was one.

    Look it up.
     
  10. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    Let the freak show begin.

    I knew a guy who had 6 toes. We used to call him Marilyn Munroe because apparently she had 6 toes as well.

    And before you ask, his mum was not also his sister:)
     
  11. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    You know, you don't even realize how much you miss Munji's posts until you come across jewels like this.
     
  12. Razor

    Razor

    Sep 22, 2002
    Dallas
    (Hank Hill voice)

    What in the hell? :eek:
     
  13. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Can he tell your fate? :p
     
  14. I loved mallrats.

    I know far to many people w/ an extra nipple. one has 2 extra, it's a whole other row of nipples about 6" below. He also has no teeth, had to yank em all because he didn't have enamel on his teeth. He's 26. No teeth, extra nipples...fun guy to hang with lol. Good bassplayer though
     
  15. you mean hwhat in the hell, that has to be the most annoying thing about that show, the fact that they use an H at the first of their W's
     
  16. Dood, have you ever spoken to a Texan? We all do that, Especially in 'Uston (Y'know, Huuston to you yankee's!).

    Dooo H'wut?
     
  17. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Bizarre. And are the extra nipples, *proper* nipples?

    BTW, you're from Wichita? Are you a lineman for the county?
     
  18. jaco only needed two nipples.
     
  19. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i have 7, hairy and hairless.