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My camera is a window to hell!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by simpy1, May 7, 2006.

  1. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    That's right. My digital camera take pictures that look like some sort of nightmare. Something went wrong with the CCD and everything is distorted, sort of like someone's done an oil painting and then slid it face-down along some grass. It's creepy.

    I'd put up pictures but I can't.
  2. phxlbrmpf


    Dec 27, 2002
  3. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    Ok but I can't do it till tonight. I'm at work!
  4. Must see freaky pictures.
  5. It's like "The Ring" camera thing.
  6. Kronos


    Dec 28, 2005
    Philadelphia, PA
    Until we see these pics, they don't exist.
  7. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    OK here they are: the first one is my TV, the second one is me.


  8. Kronos


    Dec 28, 2005
    Philadelphia, PA
    That's pretty freaking cool.

    You should take night shots of street lights.
  9. i like the one of your TV
  10. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
  11. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    Hahaha, good call. I've read that book. Back in my Goosebumps phase, when I was ten.

    I also took a video, it came out in red (as opposed to blue and purple as shown in the pics) and I turned it on myself - my eyes and mouth are jut black holes. It's the freakiest thing.
  12. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    That's what you call "art." Cool.
  13. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Dude, if you ever get rid of that camera, I want it to experiement with!
  14. simpy1


    Mar 31, 2005
    New Zealand
    I wonder if I can sell it on Ebay? For a ridiculous sum?
  15. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    As long as you say it is a photo of Justin Timberlake or Ryan Seacrest. :D

  16. just say a dog painted it...
  17. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    What? It looks fine to me.
  18. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    i'll buy it
  19. westland


    Oct 8, 2004
    Hong Kong

    You look pretty good, but that TV is definitely going to the repair shop.

    I think your camera is cool ... sort of still 'film noir' ... 'still noir' ... dada ... you know, that artsy fartsy stuff

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