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My Cat...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Josh Ryan, Oct 23, 2005.


  1. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    ...took a crap under my amp. I think the kids trapped him in my office yesterday. I feel bad for him, but at the same time he was only in there for about five hours. Little bastard. I had to wash the carpets, fabreeze the hell out of everything, then repeat.
     
  2. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    Anywhere near the cabs? If they have carpet covering this could get ugly... :meh:
     
  3. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    I'd kick him.

    Seriously, though, he maybe did it because he was mad at getting locked in there and figured that "he'd show you guys". :)
     
  4. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    That's why cats suck. A dog would have realized his masters reverence and love of said amp and would never do such a thing, seeking only to please his master. He might even take it apart and meticulously clean it for you. The cat, on the other hand, says "Lock me in the room? Take that, biatch!"

    brad cook
     
  5. Sounds to me like your having pussy problems!!

    Sorry couldn't help myself :)
     
  6. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    At least it was under and not on or in tha amp.

    Imgine if he crawled into one of the ports and poo'd there.
     
  7. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Did the cat lift the amp, dump and then put it down? If so, that's one smart cat.

    :D
     
  8. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    I'm going to side with the cat here. :smug:

    How who you like to be in a "holding cell" for 5 hours without a bathroom and you were already close to needing to go to the bathroom?
    Yep! You call it getting even, I call it civil disobedience! :p Power to the peop...er...cats!
     
  9. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Strong too!
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    Strong too.

    brad cook
     
  11. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  12. pkr2

    pkr2

    Apr 28, 2000
    coastal N.C.
    Just keep in mind that it's just peeing on amps now but tomorrow it may turn into a child killer!
     
  13. Strong POO.
     
  14. xshawnxearthx

    xshawnxearthx

    Aug 23, 2004
    new jersey
    yeah, because its the cats fault that the kids locked him in the office where i'm sure there is no litter box.


    i would kick the kids, before i even yelled at the cat.
     
  15. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    ... make the kids clean it up .
     
  16. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    That would be the last thing that cat did in my house if it were me.

    -Mike
     
  17. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Should have put the crap under the kids pillows.

    :D
     
  18. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Yeah, let's blame the cat for the kids screwup....

    ;)
     
  19. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Yeah, when Jaco used to have little mistakes, I would always beat myself on the head. He's potty trained, but the poor dude can only hold it for so long. He love baths.....he just runs into the bathroom into the tub and will sit there. :D

    But anyway...

    Dogs>Cats

    :spit:
     
  20. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Bet the cat is potty trained too, but if you obstruct the animal from the potty, it ain't cool to punish the animal for it, hm?

    ...and actually:

    Cats>Dogs

    :spit: