He's old and impatient. He can get dinner or breakfast..anytime of the day! He'll say "you know, I had an excellent steak the other night..." Really? where? I know the answer already...IHOP. I'll get a phone call on Saturday-"your mother and I are going into town for dinner and wanted to know if y'all wanted to join us?" Where? IHOP. I'm 50 and I fear it's a slippery slope to that place where I only care about IHOP for my dining pleasure.