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My Dog finally wants to know who her birth Father is? Been dreading this day.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SirMjac28, Oct 17, 2016.


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  1. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    Well the time l have been dreading is finally here my Dog wants to know who her birth Father is? she's been getting teased at school because she can't walk upright or text very well and the kids have been pretty brutal on Facebook so l would appreciate any advice.

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  2. I heard there is a Talk Show that can help you out, maybe you should try them.
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    Good luck.
     
  3. tzdroik

    tzdroik Supporting Member

    Jan 15, 2013
    Western Wisconsin
    Not sure about the father but his mother was a real Bit....nah I better not
     
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  4. Tell her not to have high expectation and not to put her birth dad on a pedestal.
    Oh wait, maybe the pedestal is good.

    "It's a tweet from my long lost daughter. She wants to meet up. Oh boy. Now what?"
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  5. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    There's a few jokes I'd like to throw in here but can't because, well... we all have a different sense of humor.

    That being said, teach her to fight dirty if she has to with anyone who bullies her - and consider it a blessing that she's not texting all day long. Can't help ya with the rest. I've no experience with that kind of thing.
     
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  6. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    lol come onnn throw those jokes in there :)
     
  7. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    That's too funny
     
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  8. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    53235799.
     
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  9. 48thStreetCustom

    48thStreetCustom

    Nov 30, 2005
    Colorado
    Tell her her father was a highly decorated marine who valiantly dove on a grenade to save his whole platoon
     
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  10. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    I could say he was a dirty police dog who got caught sniffing organized crime dogs butts.
     
  11. sissy kathy

    sissy kathy Back to Bass-ics Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 21, 2014
    Arbutus, MD
    I know it's not me; I only know sheep. (ewe, huh?)
     
  12. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014
    Here's hoping it wasn't this Thai guy,

     
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  13. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Then give her his watch.

    Nice baby though. I worked with a regional dobie rescue for a while. Their needs are simple. All they require is your complete undivided attention. :D
     
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  14. blastoff99

    blastoff99 Moderator Staff Member

    Dec 17, 2011
    SW WA, USA
    Do you look at all alike? Are you sure you can't convince her that you are her 'real' dad?

    Ok, I guess not. You shoulda had your ears done when you got hers done. That way she'd have been fooled forever.
     
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  15. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    Thanks she's my baby but this is my last dog I've never owned any other breed besides a Doberman they can be a handful and I've gotten too old.
     
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  16. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    We actually do look alike which is a whole kinda weird.
     
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  17. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    I hear you. I just got to where I couldn't give them the time they needed so I pretty much had to drop out of the rescue thing.

    I've got a blue heeler now, but she thinks she's a silly goose pigdog so she's much easier to deal with. She came to Alabama as a Katrina refugee and her human's couldn't keep her because the home they found wouldn't allow pets so she came to us with a slashed flank and an eye infection. Her eye was kinds sorta saved but it's not as bright as her other one when they glow green at night when you hit her with a flashlight. She warned me about an eastern diamondback almost seven feet long in the woods above the house one day that was laying under a little scrub bush right by my walking trail so she's more than earned her keep for life.
    abbster.
     
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  18. SirMjac28

    SirMjac28 Patiently Waiting For The Next British Invasion

    Aug 25, 2010
    The Great Midwest
    Beautiful
     
  19. Aberdumbie

    Aberdumbie

    Jan 22, 2016
    South Carolina
    When I was confronted with the same question, I simply told my old boy he was a simple neighborhood indiscretion. He never asked again.... He knows the neighborhood.
     
  20. "I... am your father.
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