at band practice yesterday my drummer found out the chick he's been talking to was only 18 (he's 26) so he feels a little creepy. Well he got a text saying something along the lines of "I'm just a baby so I'm a little nervous about going any further with you." I told him to reply "I have plenty of candy no worries." He then threw his water bottle at me (usaually happens at least once a practice) and hit my bass... My Traben to be specific... My first instinct was to throw my crate at him but I stopped... Time for revenge. any suggestions?