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My drummer's a dead man.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by xxfaux_punkxx, Nov 24, 2010.

  1. xxfaux_punkxx


    Mar 18, 2010
    at band practice yesterday my drummer found out the chick he's been talking to was only 18 (he's 26) so he feels a little creepy.

    Well he got a text saying something along the lines of "I'm just a baby so I'm a little nervous about going any further with you."

    I told him to reply "I have plenty of candy no worries."

    He then threw his water bottle at me (usaually happens at least once a practice) and hit my bass... My Traben to be specific... My first instinct was to throw my crate at him but I stopped... Time for revenge. any suggestions?
  2. hit one of his drums with a wooden stick or something, that'll show him.
  3. What is it with all the pedo-bears in bands? The singer and the guitarist in my band are both 21 and dating 16-17 year olds.
  4. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Put your nutsac on his snare?
  5. Bassdude404


    Oct 23, 2010
    Go out with his little sister...That'll show him!!....:rolleyes:
  6. LOL
  7. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    If he fell for that line, you need no revenge:smug:.


    God Bless, Ray
  8. plangentmusic

    plangentmusic Banned

    Jun 30, 2010
    So...what? Now the bass is no good for metal?
  9. Get a prescription for some kind of STD medication, then put it on his pillow. Make sure you have some sort of conversation with the jailbait beforehand where STDs "come up" and mention the types of treatment.

    Or just put plastic wrap over his toilet seat.
  10. Man... I'd say you had that one coming.
  11. giacomini


    Dec 14, 2008
    Florianopolis - Brazil
    Endorsing: Copetti Guitars
    I'm trying this at home. Seriously! :eyebrow:
  12. Floridabass29

    Floridabass29 Guest

    Aug 18, 2010
    Polk County, Florida
    +1 :p
  13. cobra314


    Aug 23, 2010
    Owasso, OK
    So she's 18. She's legal. Why feel creepy? That just means she hasn't had as long to go crazy.
  14. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Place a paper bag full of dog poop on his kickdrum pedal and set it afire. When he starts stomping on it to extinguish the flames, launch into "Gimme 3 Steps".

    ....provided he doesn't screw up the tempo within the first few bars.

  15. cassanova


    Sep 4, 2000

    Maybe next time you'll learn to just keep your mouth shut.
  16. greenboy


    Dec 18, 2000
    remote mountain cabin Montana
    greenboy designs: fEARful, bassic, dually, crazy88 etc
    BEST OF. Extra points for topical relevance.
  17. xxfaux_punkxx


    Mar 18, 2010
    he'd expect that from me.

    he's an only child.

    I don't believe in cencorship espeacially when a good joke is involved.

    but there's no doubt that I desirved something thrown at me. It's just that he hit my bass.
  18. xxfaux_punkxx


    Mar 18, 2010
    pfft you need an acoustic for metal. everybody knows that.
  19. FTW!

    F*** 'em.
    That, or put some sheet music in front of him...
  20. Vintage Guy

    Vintage Guy Supporting Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    Or his little brother!

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