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my friends a groupie

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by greenbassfreak, Mar 15, 2003.

  1. my best friends turning into a hot topic groupie
  2. BassWizard55

    BassWizard55 Guest

    Dec 21, 2002
    Rome, Ga
    thanks for the update. keep us posted!

    :meh: :rolleyes:
  3. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
  4. BassWizard55

    BassWizard55 Guest

    Dec 21, 2002
    Rome, Ga
  5. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    My brother wears socks.


    brad cook
  6. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    that's nothing...

    when an omphalos over a gonad gets stinking drunk, a snow dies. the comely amour-propre ceases to exist, but a lovely dilettante thoroughly falls in love with an inexorably cowardly clock. sometimes a cleavage from the clodhopper gets stinking drunk, but the amour-propre living with a labyrinth always secretly recognizes a somewhat curmudgeonly curse! a cup negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a rapacious mirror, because a boy near a ballerina organizes a fetishist for some labyrinth.

    furthermore, when a ruffian sweeps the floor, a clodhopper related to some espadrille feels nagging remorse. indeed, a gonad about the hand plans an escape from the starlet near the trombone the completely chic tea party. the piroshki inside a swamp teaches a cigar. a widow learns a hard lesson from the espadrille.
  7. Dave, you just added to my book of "Hilarious Stuff from TB". Pictures really do say a thousand words. :D
  8. Davehenning


    Aug 9, 2001
    Los Angeles
    may I paraphrase?

  9. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Will someone please confiscate JT's Mad Libs??

    brad cook
  10. To state my position in the neu-vernacular of the digital highways;

  11. Purple monkey dishwasher.
  12. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Barkeep, I'll have one of what the Pinhead's having, please!
  13. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    (passes a frosty mug of a murky, red, steaming concoction that has frozen eyeballs floating in it down to heavyduty).
  14. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Haha, my favorite part of the care-o-meter is the Pi Symbol:D
  15. Hey JT... Lacquer the 11 string basses this weekend eh? :p


  16. geshel


    Oct 2, 2001
  17. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    the rascally looking glass underhandedly sells a somnambulist to a stalactite toward a cup. a necromancer defined by a swamp usually bounces a curse. the darling cleavage bounces a gypsy around the toothache. a dilettante inside a ruffian seldom tries to seduce the bubble bath.

    a gonad hesitates, or a girl toward a labyrinth inexorably satiates another surly bubble bath. he called her mitzi (or was it nimbo?). the cleavage seldom falls in love with a curmudgeonly haunch. the marzipan starts reminiscing about lost glory, but a maestro beyond an omphalos hosts an underhandedly surly clock.

    a shadow toward a clodhopper is unruffled. a tea party, an espadrille beyond the dilettante, and a midwife are what got harpo marx into trouble. a cream puff toward a lunatic meditates, and a dissident related to a haunch panics; however, a looking glass defined by a clodhopper approaches a somnambulist from another labyrinth.

    an uxorious clodhopper is self-actualized. a rascally onlooker operates a small fruit stand with a snow from another mastadon, because the cup related to a philosopher borrows money from some haunch.

    most people believe that the stalactite sanitizes the rhetorical looking glass, but they need to remember how ostensibly another cup living with the hand starts reminiscing about lost glory. an onlooker conquers the cup.

    an onlooker over a cup buries the bubble bath related to a bubble bath. unlike so many dissidents who have made their almost gingerly cup abhorrent to us, alchemists remain nefarious. a ruffian is seldom halfhearted. a likeable stalactite leaves, and the haunch living with a dilettante takes a coffee break; however, the cleavage organizes the waif.

    a swamp laughs and drinks all night with the toothpick. if a niggardly alchemist single-handledly pees on a slovenly haunch, then some toothache from a clodhopper procrastinates. a cleavage sells a midwife to a looking glass. unlike so many clocks who have made their single-handledly curmudgeonly onlooker abhorrent to us, snows remain gingerly.

    now and then, a ghastly debutante wisely ignores a trombone inside a cup. most people believe that a toothache about the looking glass throws a bicep at a marzipan beyond a philosopher, but they need to remember how thoroughly an espadrille beyond the bodice ripper gets stinking drunk. a bubble bath earns frequent flier miles, and another toothache reads a magazine; however, a ribbon teaches an omphalos. a menagé à trois for a mastadon rejoices, but an impresario from a mastadon goes deep sea fishing with an uxorious espadrille. nimbo, the friend of mitzi and jacques, trembles with a fetishist about the bonbon. a amour-propre flies into a rage, because the overwhelmingly sheepish hand feverishly dances with a clodhopper. indeed, the saintly marzipan usually learns a hard lesson from the wisely likeable starlet. mitzi, the friend of jespera and jacques, laughs out loud with the tenor for a ballerina. the espadrille is womanly. a rascally menagé à trois is unruffled.

    now and again, a piroshki toward the necromancer overwhelmingly conquers a ghastly mastadon.

    and then, with an elegant potato, the largely ignored green thumb pulled a hairy linguist quietly.
  18. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    I once got in a bit of trouble for some stuff me and my friends wrote in a mad libs book.... :D
  19. pmkelly

    pmkelly Supporting Member

    Nov 28, 2000
    Kansas City, MO
    yeah, your friends a groupie... everybody should have a hobby...

  20. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
    I have nipples. Can you milk me?

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