My Girlfriend is Gone!!!!!!!!!!

That's kinda funny

 

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh, OK. I saw "My girlfriend is gone!" then a and became confused.

Seeing the subject I expected this to be an "Emo thread"... waaaaahhhhh my girlfriend left me d00ds. One of those deals.


Enjoy dude, eat an extra fajita for me!

 

Congratulations! Next time, maybe you can get them to stay away for longer than 4 days. My wife and kids are going away for 3 whole weeks this summer.... YES!

 

Sounds like you've got a good plan, enjoy! Don't forget to sit around the house playing bass in your underwear

 

*Homer's disgusted quiver* I can just imagine what will be going on. Running around in your tighty whiteys, big pair of Ray Bans on, slidin all over the hard wood floor, playing air guitar to some Steppenwolf.

*Homer's disgusted quiver again*


Have a blast, doood!

 

Thats sweet man I wish my parents and bro would just leave for a few days, have the house to myself and turn my amp up all the way, no bitchin and just play, eat, watch TV and listen to music as much as I want...man, can I come over and we can have a party? LOL ~ Tyler

Edit: Drink a couple beers for me d00d!

 

my girlfriend went home to korea all summer , i could handle and enjoy a week tops, but this will suck. enjoy your freedome nojazzloco.
oh yah, and my parents and brother are gone for 2 weeks as well.
party?

 

I've been living on my own for most of the past seven years.

Grass is always greener...

 

Why do you need underwear to play bass?
I suppose you might need it to get rosin off the DB strings.

You doing any Swig gigs while they are away, if so, be sure to change the sheets ...

Have fun,
Thor

 

She could meet some "Rico Suave" type guy while she's there.........

That actually happened to a roommate I had. His girl went on vacation without him, and he too, celebrated. Celebrations ceased after she returned with a hickey on her lower back! True story. Enjoy your free time.

 

they actually flew to colorado and are staying with me. They are tons of fun........











Just kiddin, have fun with the house all to yourself...

 

I wish my family would leave for a week. Granted I'd just listen to music at 100 decibles, type at TB, play bass(VERY LOUD) and No One Lives Forever for about 10 hours a day. Man that would be so sweet.

 

thats all you would do?? you sure know how to party hard...

 

You need your girlfriend to leave town to do this? I can't imagine how bad it will be once you get married

 

If my girlfriend left for four days I would miss her...and we've been together a while, plus I've known her for more than five years.

Also yeah, I agree with Thulsa. You can't do that sorta thing with her around? That's kind of a red flag in my book.

 

Is that why all the cats are missing?
j/k

Wow, that was tasteless Thor