My Girlfriend is Gone!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by NJL, Jul 2, 2003.

  1. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    I dropped her and her mother off at the airport this morning!!!!!! She won't be back until Saturday!!!!!!! They are going to Cancun....without me!!! This is too cool!!!

    Do you know what this means??? I'm going to grill outside every night....fajitas, steaks, burgers, chicken!!! I'm also going to put my rig in the living room, funk out, drink beer and get fat!!!

    Man, I am sooooo happy - a break and the house is all to myself!!! :D

    C'mon, I know you guys are anyone??

  2. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Ooooooooooohhhhhhh, OK. I saw "My girlfriend is gone!" then a :D and became confused.

    Seeing the subject I expected this to be an "Emo thread"... waaaaahhhhh my girlfriend left me d00ds. One of those deals.

    Enjoy dude, eat an extra fajita for me! :bassist:
  4. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    wow, and all she gets is cancun?

    waitaminute - something's not right here... :meh:
  5. Congratulations! Next time, maybe you can get them to stay away for longer than 4 days. My wife and kids are going away for 3 whole weeks this summer.... YES!
  6. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Sounds like you've got a good plan, enjoy! Don't forget to sit around the house playing bass in your underwear:D
  7. BigBohn


    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida
    *Homer's disgusted quiver* I can just imagine what will be going on. Running around in your tighty whiteys, big pair of Ray Bans on, slidin all over the hard wood floor, playing air guitar to some Steppenwolf.

    *Homer's disgusted quiver again*

    :D Have a blast, doood!
  8. Thats sweet man :D I wish my parents and bro would just leave for a few days, have the house to myself and turn my amp up all the way, no bitchin and just play, eat, watch TV and listen to music as much as I, can I come over and we can have a party? LOL ~ Tyler

    Edit: Drink a couple beers for me d00d!
  9. furiously funky

    furiously funky Guest

    Dec 28, 2002
    my girlfriend went home to korea all summer :bawl:, i could handle and enjoy a week tops, but this will suck. enjoy your freedome nojazzloco.
    oh yah, and my parents and brother are gone for 2 weeks as well.
  10. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    if my lady was gone for three weeks, i would look like eric cartman after some weightgain 4000! :D
  11. thrash_jazz


    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    I've been living on my own for most of the past seven years.

    Grass is always greener...
  12. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Why do you need underwear to play bass?
    I suppose you might need it to get rosin off the DB strings.

    You doing any Swig gigs while they are away, if so, be sure to change the sheets ... :D

    Have fun,
  13. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    She could meet some "Rico Suave" type guy while she's there.........:eek:

    That actually happened to a roommate I had. His girl went on vacation without him, and he too, celebrated. Celebrations ceased after she returned with a hickey on her lower back! True story. Enjoy your free time. :D
  14. they actually flew to colorado and are staying with me. They are tons of fun........

    Just kiddin, have fun with the house all to yourself...
  15. I wish my family would leave for a week. Granted I'd just listen to music at 100 decibles, type at TB, play bass(VERY LOUD) and No One Lives Forever for about 10 hours a day. Man that would be so sweet.
  16. thats all you would do?? you sure know how to party hard...
  17. You need your girlfriend to leave town to do this? I can't imagine how bad it will be once you get married :bawl:
  18. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!

    :D :D
  19. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    If my girlfriend left for four days I would miss her...and we've been together a while, plus I've known her for more than five years.

    Also yeah, I agree with Thulsa. You can't do that sorta thing with her around? That's kind of a red flag in my book.
  20. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Is that why all the cats are missing?

    Wow, that was tasteless Thor