Tonight at 9PM Eastern on TLC (The Learning Channel), the subject of the episode of "What not to wear" is Jennifer. Jennifer is my kid. I will probably be listed as "Jennifer's Dad" in my 15 microseconds of fame when they ask me what I think. It was an interesting experience to say the least, but we're all glad it's over. For the record the woman shown as "Jennifer's Mom" is not my current wife. I upgraded about 10 years ago.