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My mom/sister bought me condoms while they were out...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by KeithBMI, Apr 25, 2009.

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  1. Epic fail or epic win? :atoz:
  2. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007
    Either its a cruel joke because they know the failtruck isn't getting you any, or its a nice gesture.


    Your mom/sister?! *Deliverance theme*
  3. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I'd label that a winning fail
  4. Depends, how old is your sister?
  5. That sounds good! :p

    I don't actually know who picked out the flavored condoms... so I gave them both credit.
  6. Use them on your sisters friends and it's a win.
  7. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    That depends on the sisters friend.
  8. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    Awkward gray area right now. The win/fail status will be determined by their intentions (legitimately helping you, making fun of the failtruck, or taking a trip to west virginia *shudders*) and how YOU use them.
  9. :D
    Good point.
  10. anonymous_111514

    anonymous_111514 Guest

    Oct 24, 2006
    we demand pics of said sister.
  11. Happynoj


    Dec 5, 2006
    I like turtles.
    Yeah, you know the rules!
  12. agreed pics of your sister:ninja:
  13. BadB


    May 25, 2005
    AZ, USA
    Fail. They are trying to keep you from impregnating/infecting others for a reason. ;)
  14. doctorjazz


    Oct 22, 2006
    Wilmington, NC
  15. It's not /thread until Keith posts pics of his sister and gives me her phone number.
  16. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    It think it was a pity play. They felt sorry for you. They figured it would be good for you to dream. Either that, or you're not really telling us the whole story as to how it is in your family. As in so that's how it is in your family.
  17. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    Were they labeled small? :D
  18. No pics=no condoms, no mother, no sister= epic FAIL
  19. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    They're in the kitchen bonding over coffee and snickering behind your back as they secretly watch you go to the internet to ask a bunch of bassplayers how to use them.
  20. The package came with a little instruction manual... DUUUUUH!

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