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My new bass magazine

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matthew Bryson, May 12, 2004.


  1. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    So, the other night I asked the wife if she did something with the bass magazine that had been next to the bed. She said she might have, she wasn't sure. So I gave her a little more info "It's called Bass Guitar World and it had Duff Mckagen on the cover and Tom Hamilton from Aerosmith in the bottom right corner of the cover" I explained. She thought for a second and said "Hey, you got a new bass magazine in the mail today"
    I was surprised, I don't subscribe to any. I asked "is it bass player magazine?" thinking maybe I'd signed up for a free copy and forgotten or something - I was actually excited at the prospect of a fresh bass mag.
    So she says "I don't know, it's in the kitchen." I go running into the kitchen to find that it is the new Bass Pro Shop's catalog that came in the mail. I know they're spelled the same, but shouldn't the boat and the big fish on the cover have tipped her off? Silly girl.
    I explained her mistake which didn't even bother her in the least. Then, surprisingly enough, she somehow suddenly knew exactly where my copy of Bass Guitar World was and was able to produce it for me imediately. :confused:
    I'll never understand women.
     
  2. ONYX

    ONYX

    Apr 14, 2000
    Michigan
    Your wife knows you play the bass, right????? :D
     
  3. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    :eek: I'm not sure. She may think I play guitar
    :bag:
     
  4. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Smells fishy to me.:p
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    How do we know she's really your wife? :ninja:
     
  6. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...everything in my house was stolen, and replaced with an exact duplicate...including my wife....

    :ninja:


    :eek:
     
  7. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I once parked in a tow away zone, when I came back the whole area was gone.
     
  8. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Sorry about that, Gard. She was hot. I couldn't help myself.

    I left you the beer in the fridge, though. Can't dig that stuff you drink.
     
  9. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    :D

    Sponges live in the ocean. That kills me.