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My new bass !

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by AllodoX, Feb 10, 2002.

  1. What a beauty, eh ?

  2. KMS-Ali


    Feb 9, 2002

    I like my bass headless!
  3. EString


    Nov 20, 2000
    Los Altos, CA
    You are SO funny!

    Who would have imagined creating a joke that switched one thing for another that has a name that is spelled the same way?


    Gosh, that is just DELIGHTFUL!

    And so original, too!

    Bass: Fish OR instrument! I get it!
  4. air_leech


    Sep 1, 2000
    I was waiting for someone to do that...

    now you wait, I'm gonna post a "pickup" joke sometime soon!
  5. It seems somebody's having a dogday ? :D
  6. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Allodox, how do you think it would sound running through a Grill amplifier? I can taste....er, hear it now!:D
  7. dunno.. i've actually never eaten a bass before..
  8. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    Ha ha. Funny.

    But, seriously, you know what I have to do to this thread. Next time, post stuff like this in Bass Humor or OT. Please.

  9. thrash_jazz


    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    Let me guess - you'd use gut strings on this one. :rolleyes:

    How did you catch it - with a truss rod? :rolleyes:

    I'll bet it's real easy to play scales on it, too :rolleyes:

    ;) AllodoX, that was a pretty "finny" joke.

    I'm gonna stop now before people start puking!
  10. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    The only thing that makes them funny is the fact that its not funny...if that makes any sence....:D
  11. Too late. ;)
  12. thrash_jazz


    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings

    :) Well, I figured you had to fight a bad pun with more bad puns...:p
  13. that about a 10-er?
  14. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    ur a quick one:D :D :D

  15. I suppose you're going to join a sole band now?? :rolleyes: :D

    Allodox, are going to honour us with any more amusing photos of your animals?
  16. That sure is a great looking bass!! :D
  17. Gabu


    Jan 2, 2001
    Lake Elsinore, CA
    Whew! You are awesome TJ.
  18. Gabu


    Jan 2, 2001
    Lake Elsinore, CA
    Dang, looks like your bass is going to have little steinbergers or something.
  19. Pea-NUT


    Jul 1, 2001
    Jerseyville, IL
    this thread is awesome. Nothin like a little TB humor to start the day.