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My new favorite craigslist ad looking for a band

Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by rockdoc11, Sep 12, 2008.

  1. rockdoc11


    Sep 2, 2000

    Here it is, copied and pasted. This is not made up, but copied word for word.

    Does anyone, even kids, actually respond to this sort of stuff? I'm genuinely curious, as I can't imagine anyone would see this and think, "Yeah, that's for me!"


    Yo' mofos! LETS START A BAND! (meridian)

    Reply to: comm-837175372@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2008-09-11, 5:29PM MDT

    so ...here we go.

    im lookin for like dudes who want to be in a band ...but this band is like serios no more **** from people who think they can play but they cant and should go suk dick.

    lookin for like something like the basics.
    1 bass player
    2 guitars ( ryuthm and lead or solo)
    and a drummer.
    no vocals they always ruin everything.

    and music like old school punk mix with alternative and could be prety hard rock .

    and heres something NO COVERS.
    because it doesnt matter watever u do u cant play it as good as who wrote the song.
    so very talentd and creative writers ( like myself) should get together and score chiks to)

    so like teenagers not someone big old and hairy lol

    ................ tazzy1076@yahoo.com

  2. selfblessed


    Dec 29, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Im 26. If I shave I could probably get in this band. I am going to go for it. Wish me luck.
  3. biohazed


    Aug 31, 2008
    Philadelphia, PA
    ok heres my question .. if hes lookign for a lead, rhythm, Bass and drummer ... what does mr serios anti-big old and hairy play or do .. is it to share his wonderful grasp of the english language and spelling?
  4. DanielleMuscato


    Jun 19, 2004
    Columbia, Missouri, USA
    Endorsing Artist, Schroeder Cabinets
    "no vocals they always ruin everything."

    "watever u do u cant play it as good as who wrote the song."

    "so very talentd and creative writers ( like myself) should get together and score chiks to)"

    I LOLed.
  5. The problem with some of these ads is that you can't always tell if thier serious, or just somebody goofing. I would hate to think that someone is actually like that, but I guess my expectations are too high.
  6. Shovelbone

    Shovelbone Supporting Member

    Oct 18, 2007
    Yonderville Georgia
    A preponderance of evidence that Darwin may have been on to something!
  7. StyleOverShow

    StyleOverShow Still Playing After All These Years Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2008
    Hillsdale, Portland
    I pissed my "Depends" reading this.

    What's up with the weapon?
  8. chuckjones93


    Mar 25, 2008
    Akron, Ohio
    Yes, your expectations are too high. There are actually people that ARE that dumb. And you spelled serios wrong.
  9. burnunit

    burnunit obsolete

    Nov 17, 2007
    Charlotte, NC
    I am totally down with this 'cos i can play some prety hard rock.
  10. LOL!
  11. [​IMG]

    no vocals they always ruin everything.
  12. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    Holy mcnuggets, I could join that band! Honestly, I'm seriously tempted to join this band for the lulz, just to see what happens

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