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My new religion, Claypoolism

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by TOOTHY999, Sep 10, 2002.


  1. Yes

    8 vote(s)
    14.5%
  2. No

    3 vote(s)
    5.5%
  3. You're retarded

    44 vote(s)
    80.0%
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  1. TOOTHY999

    TOOTHY999

    Sep 8, 2002
    Im starting a religion, Claypoolism (les claypool), i know this is nothing new but im going official, Churches, candles, refridgerator magnets, and everything. Whos coming with me?:cool:
     
  2. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Ok, i'm gonna start feidlyizem. nah not really.
     
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    -Though I voted that you are retarded, there are worse "religions".
     
  4. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    Yes, you are retarded... big time... yep...
     
  5. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    wow, something retarded to move _out_ of ot. what a treat! :)
     
  6. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    Ouch. The lesson to be learned is: Never put "You're retarded" as a poll option.
     
  7. fadlan bassman

    fadlan bassman

    Oct 23, 2001
    Austin,Tx
    Does daily or weekly worship develop claypool like skills? Is blessing the bass similar to a professional setup?
     
  8. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i think that, if it's a fretless, it forces it permanently out of tune.
     
  9. It also requires the worshiper to eliminate his muting technique so as to hear the Sympathetic Ringings of the Spirit.
     
  10. TOOTHY999

    TOOTHY999

    Sep 8, 2002
    Ok guys the votes are in

    and the winner is

    im officailly retarded

    ...

    see you at church
     
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico

    (insert smartass remark here)
     
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I picked yes only because I like the sounds of those refridgerator magnets! :cool:
     
  13. mmmmmmmm refridgerator
     
  14. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    Hey!! You can have candles shaped in the form of Les' Bass!!

    :rolleyes: :p
     
  15. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Why don't you put "80% retarded" in your signiture?
    It seems that i can't vote in this poll (i get a weird error message,) but i'd also vote for "you're retarded."
     
  16. boring-.
     
  17. Jontom

    Jontom

    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    Just when I was trying to have less Claypool in my life...
     
  18. Jontom

    Jontom

    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    ...what I really need is More Pastorius!
     



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