"My NFL Team is Fecal!"

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Subj: The Detroit Lions

    >Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?
    >A. The Taliban has a running game.
    >Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
    >A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
    >Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
    >A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
    >Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
    >A. Put up goal posts.
    >Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
    >A. A thief.
    >Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team?
    >A. Because then Detroit would want one.
    >Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
    >A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
    >Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    >A. The Detroit Lions
    >Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
    >A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
    >Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football?
    >A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
  2. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Hey no matter how bad you guys are, you beat my team!


  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Jeez, that's fairly accurate! :D:D;)
  4. pmkelly


    Nov 28, 2000
    Kansas City, MO
    at least you have the Red Wings..... and Joey Harrington will make a splash in the league... you have a good start!

  5. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
  6. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    As long as I have been breathing, this team has been "re-building".
    More quarterbacks than I have had birthdays.
    (and that's alot)

    Loads of excuses.

    Pulblicly financed Stadium. Yeah I get madder by the second.

    It's why I'm a Football fan and not a Lions fan.
  7. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    I've heard these applied to my love, The Dallas Cowboys. Cracked me up.

    Do you know how Madden 2003, the video game, has ratings for a team's offense and defense? Here's the new Cowboys rankings just downloaded. :D (These are out of a possible 100).

    Dallas Defense: 93
    Dallas Offense: -10
  8. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    As a die-hard 49-ers fan, you have no idea how happy this makes me. :D
  9. I feel your pain, man... The Lions are so painful to watch that I've pretty much stopped caring about pro football entirely. Oh well, I think college is more fun to watch anyway, and at least the Wolverines still have a chance to make a pretty decent season. Can't wait till tomorrow's game... Go Blue! :D
  10. neptoon


    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc

    uhhh, no...

    go Panthers! :rolleyes:
  11. David Watts

    David Watts

    Aug 12, 2002
    When I read your thread title, I got excited because I thought you were from seattle.:D

  12. Me too. Our team sucks. They suck hard.
  13. cassanova


    Sep 4, 2000
    my avatar says it all :D
  14. notduane


    Nov 24, 2000
    If Detroit at 3 and 7 is "fecal", what's Cincinnati at 1 and 9?
  15. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    I can't wait to see the Bucs stomp a mudhole in the Packers this weekend. Hmmmmm... I wonder what size Super Bowl ring Brad Johnson wears?

    Hey P. Aaron, it could be worse -- you could be a Bengals fan!
  16. cassanova


    Sep 4, 2000
    Now dont go saying things like that just yet. This still is the Tampa Bay Bucs you're talking about. And there is still alot of football left to be played, they could still wind up not going to the big show. So lets not jinx um just yet with super bowl talk. ;)

    But its fairly safe to say, they'll take their division :D and before Gard chimes in saying that the Saints may have something to say about that, we'll they lost to the Lions, so we'll kick the ever loving shizit outta ya'll next time around. :D;)

    Really, how cruddy is life for you if you live in Ohio and all you like for sports is football? Especially in Cincinnasty
  17. narud

    narud Supporting Member

    Mar 15, 2001
    santa maria,california
    note to bucs fans-
    if jon gruden is still jon gruden, you havent experienced the joys of his coaching untill the last 5 or so games of the season.

    from a raider fan who watched the team lose games 2 years in a row after 10-2 starts.;)
  18. LA


    Oct 17, 2001
    I think Matt Millen belongs in the broadcast booth, but I don't know about Mornhinweg. Didn't he develop Brett Favre as a QB coach?
  19. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Brad Johnson??? Super Bowl ring???? You must be high! :p The anemic "offense" in Tampa isn't going anywhere near a Super Bowl this year.

    Are the Bucs playing IN Green Bay? If so, count on the 40F rule: They've never won when the temperature is below 40, they won't start tomorrow. Besides, would you want to be playing the Pack after the whuppin' they got from the Vikes ( :eek: ) last week. I bet they're PISSED right now, and gonna take it out on the next victim: Can you say "Bucs BBQ"? I knew you could.

    Oh, and the only other team to beat the Pack? :D

    Just cuz my boys in black & gold had a bad outing last week, don't write 'em off just yet.
  20. pigpen02


    Mar 24, 2002
    everybody disses the mighty bucs woeful offense, but they've gotten better, and are supplying the defense w/ enough points/time to win the game.

    i heard about this team a couple years ago that went to the bowl riding on their d. anybody remember the ravens? and they only stopped the other team, nobody on that d scored 3 td's.

    bucs at home vs. pac, both at 8-2 for possible homefield advantage, in tampa bay? bucs baffle favre 24-21.

    Gard: your saints offense is nasty, but d wins rings. they gotta stop somebody, the lions and falcons were tough losses to weak teams, although the falcons are coming on.