Subj: The Detroit Lions >Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? >A. The Taliban has a running game. > >Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? >A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 > >Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? >A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!" > >Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? >A. Put up goal posts. > >Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring? >A. A thief. > >Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? >A. Because then Detroit would want one. > >Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? >A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > >Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? >A. The Detroit Lions > >Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? >A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. > >Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? >A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.