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My sig Quotes from the past few months.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by merlin, Dec 18, 2003.


  1. Originally posted by Wrong Robot

    on top of recyling all cans and stuff, I also don't flush my piss, especially since I drink so much water it's usually clear anyway. hahaha
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    Originally posted by Figjam
    Because MTV is gay and run by hip hop and punk lovers
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    Originally posted by IAMERICCOCHRANE [/i]
    YOUR GONNA GET RAPED!

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    Originally posted by Joe Turski


    Your 17 years old!! And your first kiss!!


    WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE???

    I'll tell you what love is......
    Love is when your on the bowl taking a "DUMP" and your wife or girlfriend comes in and gives you a kiss just because she loves you!!!
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    Originally posted by Nikehawk

    I only ask that because I've ignored girls in the past because they didn't have any knowledge about the bands I love.


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    Originally posted by Thor

    Consort of Pagan Viking goddesses and
    keeper of other more trivial matters, such as acidic remarks to cute, but clueless lo-enders!
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    Originally posted by Blisshead


    -As long as she's topless and your in a headlock, why not?
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    Originally posted by basstriaxis

    Watch out for Democratic sexual predators and you will be fine.
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    Originally posted by DEFELDUS
    :p


    stupid people never cease to entertain me :D


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    :D:D

    Merls
     
  2. i've had 2 good ones lately:

    "I did see that at the store. I just figured it was part of the end of civilization."-roark haver in response to Jon Bon Jovi on the cover of Redbook magazine"

    "My wife...


    and an Ak-47-Bimplizkit"