My sig Quotes from the past few months.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by merlin, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. Originally posted by Wrong Robot

    on top of recyling all cans and stuff, I also don't flush my piss, especially since I drink so much water it's usually clear anyway. hahaha
    Originally posted by Figjam
    Because MTV is gay and run by hip hop and punk lovers
    Originally posted by IAMERICCOCHRANE [/i]

    Originally posted by Joe Turski

    Your 17 years old!! And your first kiss!!


    I'll tell you what love is......
    Love is when your on the bowl taking a "DUMP" and your wife or girlfriend comes in and gives you a kiss just because she loves you!!!

    Originally posted by Nikehawk

    I only ask that because I've ignored girls in the past because they didn't have any knowledge about the bands I love.


    Originally posted by Thor

    Consort of Pagan Viking goddesses and
    keeper of other more trivial matters, such as acidic remarks to cute, but clueless lo-enders!

    Originally posted by Blisshead

    -As long as she's topless and your in a headlock, why not?

    Originally posted by basstriaxis

    Watch out for Democratic sexual predators and you will be fine.

    Originally posted by DEFELDUS

    stupid people never cease to entertain me :D



  2. i've had 2 good ones lately:

    "I did see that at the store. I just figured it was part of the end of civilization."-roark haver in response to Jon Bon Jovi on the cover of Redbook magazine"

    "My wife...

    and an Ak-47-Bimplizkit"