My Very FIRST post. Yippeeeeeeee

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by FatFunker, Sep 6, 2001.

  1. FatFunker

    FatFunker Guest

    Sep 6, 2001
    Rochester, New York
    That's all I really wanted to say. Oh yeah a couple questions.
    1. What is the best Kind of bass? 2. What are scales and how do i use them? 3. Do tabs suck? 4. Who is the best bass player ( I don't want people's opions here I just want the correct answer.) 5. Who is Fieldy?

    That's about all the questions I have for now, If everyone would please respond it will be much appreciated. :)
  2. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    You forgot one:

    What is a troll? ;)
  3. purple_haze

    purple_haze Guest

    Jun 29, 2001
    London Town
    1) There is no "Best kind". Be more specific.


    That should tell you pretty much what you need to know.

    3) Depends on who you ask.

    4) There is no correct answer. And it really doesn't matter.

    5) ...must...bite...tongue....

    And TalkBass has around 18,000 members. If they all replied, I can think of a few people who wouldn't appreciate it.
  4. Bass Guitar

    Bass Guitar Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2001
    1) Mine :) - yours should be the best for you too.

    2) Scales are found on fish - you can use them as jewelry. Also, check this great scale instructional page by Jazzbo -

    3) No.

    4) If you don't want opinions, then don't ask for them. ;)

    5) Bassist for Korn.
  5. TonyS


    Dec 13, 1999
    You know the hot buttons around here and put them all in one post. ...

    Anyone want to guess the real indentity of our new member.
  6. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck Guest

    Sep 26, 2000
    Damn, I wish I took that mail-order writing pattern anyalyzation course.
  7. TonyS


    Dec 13, 1999
    Actually, I thought that it might be a bored moderator looking for a thread to hose down.:)
  8. John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    It's a conspiracy I tell 'ya!!! The moderators are plotting against us! AH!!!! *jumps out the window*
  9. Jennifer

    Jennifer Guest

    Jul 31, 2000
    Erie, Illinois
    I don't go to "My first post" threads often, but the name Fat Funker cracked me up. What would someone with that name have to say in their first post? Ha! That was too funny! Welcome, dude, I see you're paying attention!
  10. TonyS


    Dec 13, 1999
    Yep, I think that Fat Funker should come clean.!:D
  11. 1) Ibanez ErgoDyne C 705

    2) rtfm :D

    3) nope

    4) I am

    5) some primate..
  12. gruffpuppy

    gruffpuppy Guest

    Aug 15, 2000
    In your basement.
    To steal AllodoX's Idea

    1. Mine, and you can't have it.
    2. Scales are for Fish, are you a fish?
    3. Tabs are like crutches, it sucks to to have to use them.
    4. Everyone but you
    5. Spokes person for Converse Sneakers.
  13. RHCFlea

    RHCFlea Guest

    Jun 16, 2001
    Washington DC
    Aren't abbreviations like that stupid?
    Seriously, I did laugh out loud
    LOL say lol sounds like loll ...pretty damn stupid
  14. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    I finally start thinking seriously about becoming a supporting member and these are the kinds of threads people start posting. Cry-eye! :rolleyes:
  15. Gabu


    Jan 2, 2001
    Gabu drives by... leans out of the car and with his big red rubber stamp votes:

    "Close this thread!"

    ...and drives off to the more valuable threads.
  16. FatFunker

    FatFunker Guest

    Sep 6, 2001
    Rochester, New York
    I am very sorry for getting so many peoples blood pressure up. I just wanted to say hello and welcome myself to talk bass. I have been reading post for a while and I thought most of you would get my sarcastic questions. Oh well funk on.
  17. CaracasBass


    Jun 16, 2001
    Madrid, Spain
    1) The one my grandmother used
    2) Too long to answer here
    3) Sometimes, may vary with weather
    4) I am ( :cool: )
    5) Who cares???!!!

    ..... by the way, Bienvenido !!!!!
  18. TonyS


    Dec 13, 1999

    Glad you decided to post again. Many times newbies will make an initial and/or sometimes inflammatory statement ... then run. You will find most folks at Talkbass to be pretty civil.

    Sarcasm does seem to be on the rise around here, so thick skin or kevlar underwear seems to help. Hang in there.

    Interesting "Handle" BTW.
  19. jasonbraatz

    jasonbraatz Supporting Member

    Oct 18, 2000
    Milwaukee, WI
    yeah...nice handle.

    see my sig/profile :D

  20. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    FatFunker, welcome to Talkbass.

    Some of the veterans took your post the wrong way, as it pushed a lot of hot buttons and reminded us of a former member who has been banned.

    As long as you don't start acting like that person, you should fit in Just as Well as anyone Can.