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My wife is a riot

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jojers, Jul 27, 2016.

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  1. Jul 27, 2016 #1
    Jojers

    Jojers

    Jun 22, 2016
    I recently joined a band (first since I married 12 years ago)

    My lovely wife just sent me this. Payback soon.



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  2. Jul 27, 2016 #2
    dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA..
    All I can tell you is: If you going to blamed for it you might as well do it ;)
     
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  3. Jul 27, 2016 #3
    ONYX

    ONYX

    Apr 14, 2000
    As a bass player, I find that offensive and degrading. Seems like we still have a long way to go. :laugh:
     
  4. Jul 27, 2016 #4
    Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    This is what is known as a warning shot across the bow.
     
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  5. Jul 27, 2016 #5
    Jojers

    Jojers

    Jun 22, 2016
    I aint waving no flag, sir. I guess we will have to find out the rough way :)
     
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  6. Jul 27, 2016 #6
    Jojers

    Jojers

    Jun 22, 2016
    and I wholeheartedly agree, onyx, that it was not particularly flattering
     
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  7. Jul 27, 2016 #7
    Jojers

    Jojers

    Jun 22, 2016
    do you know of any good lawyers and a urologist to reattach my junk?
     
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  8. Jul 27, 2016 #8
    Bigskybassguy

    Bigskybassguy

    Dec 21, 2010
    Billings, MT
    Bass Player Lives Matter.
     
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  9. Jul 27, 2016 #9
    mouthmw

    mouthmw

    Jul 19, 2009
    Croatia
    My gf sent me that article before we were together. And then sent it again after we were about 2 weeks in a relationship.
     
  10. Jul 28, 2016 #10
    Will_White

    Will_White

    Jul 1, 2011
    Salem, OR
    Send her back this,
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  11. Jul 29, 2016 #11
    Gazman

    Gazman

    May 30, 2010
    Coffs Harbour, Australia
    Tell her that the more basses you own, the less attractive you are to groupies.
     
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