My wife is a riot

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jojers, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. Jojers


    Jun 22, 2016
    I recently joined a band (first since I married 12 years ago)

    My lovely wife just sent me this. Payback soon.

  2. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA..
    All I can tell you is: If you going to blamed for it you might as well do it ;)
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  3. ONYX


    Apr 14, 2000
    As a bass player, I find that offensive and degrading. Seems like we still have a long way to go. :laugh:
  4. Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    This is what is known as a warning shot across the bow.
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2016
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  5. Jojers


    Jun 22, 2016
    I aint waving no flag, sir. I guess we will have to find out the rough way :)
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  6. Jojers


    Jun 22, 2016
    and I wholeheartedly agree, onyx, that it was not particularly flattering
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  7. Jojers


    Jun 22, 2016
    do you know of any good lawyers and a urologist to reattach my junk?
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  8. Bass Player Lives Matter.
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  9. mouthmw


    Jul 19, 2009
    My gf sent me that article before we were together. And then sent it again after we were about 2 weeks in a relationship.
  10. Will_White


    Jul 1, 2011
    Salem, OR
    Send her back this,
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  11. Tell her that the more basses you own, the less attractive you are to groupies.
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