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My wife is mean

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mellowinman, Dec 19, 2011.


  1. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
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    She's willing to make me look short.

    Merry Christmas, Bass Players and lesser musicians.
     
  2. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    She also looks like she's cheating on you with a younger Ted Nugent.
     
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't stop laughing. Nice one.

    -Mike
     
  4. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    You have no idea what a nice thing that was to say.
     
  5. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    'Tis the season for even snarkiness to be jolly.
     
  6. I likes em MEAN.
    *Approved*
    :cool:
     
  7. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    At least she does say you ARE short......<snicker>
     
  8. Nice snark... there should be a website dedicated to that considering how rare ti is :d.
     
  9. Buh-zing!
     
  10. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Sure she does.

    But in all fairness, she is wearing FOUR INCH HEELS.
     
  11. dmonroe

    dmonroe

    Jun 16, 2010
    Augusta, GA
    She could have been even meaner and made you leave the hat at home.
     
  12. Hope you don't mind a compliment, but your wife is a mighty fine looking woman, and she doesn't look like she has a mean bone in her body. ;)
     
  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Damn, she IS mean. Looks like she did your hair like hers too.
     
  14. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Ouch :D

    Two for one on the coats?
     
  15. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I think of nice snark as the mcrib of internet:

    temporarily satisfying, limited availability, and a product of dubious manufacturing processes.
     
  16. Hehehe
     
  17. The McRib deceived me into thinking that I wanted it only to find out that I didn't and I wasted my time and money perusing her. I mean it.
     
  18. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Always_Sunny_Duster_Tan_Shirt4.
     
  19. LiquidMidnight

    LiquidMidnight

    Dec 25, 2000
    But on the plus side, your hat is bad ass.
     
  20. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Thats what I forgot to get someone for Xmas this year... a dick towel (dot com), thanks for reminding me!
     

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