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Name my baby!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [DB]' started by Buddy Lee, Nov 26, 2002.


  1. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    Howdy, folks!
    I still need a name for my new acoustic guitar.
    She's a Cort western guitar with solid top and a two tone sunburst finish (similar to the attached pictured).
    I love her, but I still haven't found a name that suits her just right.

    I've already considered "Kitty Kat" and "Ollie Vee", but that just ain't it...

    Any suggestions?
     
  2. anonymous0726

    anonymous0726 Guest

    Nov 4, 2001
    Mae
     
  3. How about:
    Muffin meat
    Morning must
    F***er
    beast
     
  4. How bout prince buddy lee junior?

    Then you can chuck a towel over it and dangle it off a balcony.
     
  5. Emma
    Mary Jane
    She looks like a southern girl to me...
     
  6. punkfunkfreak

    punkfunkfreak

    Dec 16, 2001
    Clem.
    Flem.
    Rethus.
    Anna Sue.
    Molly Anne.

    you name your F"$%*# guitars?...yeesh.
     
  7. Martha.
     
  8. Bertha Butt...

    ...she's one of the Butt Sisters...

    ...and she know's how to Boogie.


    The party was jumpin` when Bertha over her stump
    The whistles were blowing and everybody did the bump
    But all the time Bertha had been working on a goodie
    Now folks call it the Bertha Butt Boogie

    When Bertha Butt did her goodie
    She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
    No question

    When Bertha got moving, her hips were humming in the wind
    The ground started shaking, no grass grew where she`d been
    The music was popping, the crowd had formed a ring
    Her sisters yelled, Boogie Bertha! Do your thing!
    Oh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters
    Betty Butt, Bella Butt, and Bathsheba Butt

    When Bertha Butt did her goodie
    She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
    I said no question

    Hey Leroy! Get away from that woman!
    That boy`ll never learn
    Uh oh! Here comes the troglodyte
    Come here, sock it to me

    Bertha stood back and yelled, Betty! Bella! Bathsheba!
    And the Butt sisters backed her up when she yelled, I need ya!
    The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther, and the Butt sisters all knew
    That the Bertha Butt Boogie was now the thing to do

    When Bertha Butt did her goodie
    She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
    No question

    I`ll sock it to you daddy
    Me like, me like, come here, woman, woman
    Come on, come on, I`m calling you ma`am
    Yeah, yeah
     
  9. It's beginning to look a lot like EB here at DB. How 'bout a name for your strap, now that you have their attention?
     
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  11. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    No, I just build up relationships to my instruments. That's why I name 'em. They're not just inanimate objects to me like socks or a refrigerator.
    It doesn't make 'em sound better, it doesn't make me play better - but it sure does make me feel more comfortable playing 'em. It's just a whole different thing, if I play my Christine or just a Duesenberg Starplayer II, for example...
    My instruments give me much more than a lot of people I know (that have names), so maybe my instruments deserve a name better than some of those... ;)

    If you don't name your instruments, Ed - fine! But don't fuquaize me for loving mine.
     
  12. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    Me, too - but think of naming it then like a marriage certificate... ;)


    Hey, Ray and Brett,
    what'd you think about naming her "Sue"?
     
  13. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    That's the first step towards Divorce!! :)
     
  14. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    Well, at least me and my first guitar have split up - but only for about a year, after that I'll get her back... ;)
     
  15. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Bigamy?

    I'm still not sure why this is in the Double Bass forum though?
     
  16. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    Because this the Off Topic Forum... :rolleyes:
     
  17. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Why not Bass Guitar Off Topic?
     
  18. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    You're nuts??
     
  19. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    You're fruity?
     
  20. Buddy Lee

    Buddy Lee

    May 5, 2002
    :rolleyes: