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Naming my Bass

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Unspoken511, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Unspoken511


    Jan 22, 2012
    What should I make my bass? It's a schecter stiletto extreme 5 string, standard black.
  2. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    How to name your bass in three easy steps:

    1) Head to your local strip club.

    2) Purchase lap dances from as many of the girls as your wallet will permit. (Remember: NO TOUCHING!!!)

    3) Take the name of your favourite dancer, and give it to your bass. Easy-peasy.

    I'm calling my next bass "Cinnamon".
  3. Staredge


    Aug 7, 2010
    Germantown, MD
  4. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    This is pretty good. It's like your "porn name" except only for your bass.

    So all of our basses would be called "Angel" and "Destiny" then? :D
  5. Ramone, as in Razor Ramone

  6. rossiman


    Aug 12, 2011
    Guy Pratt says that you should name all of your basses "Betsy"
  7. Good choice, but he did say it was a FIVE string, so I'm thinking Bundy might be a better name.

  8. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  9. klejst


    Oct 5, 2010
    Genius! :D
  10. Llaslo


    Mar 8, 2012
    Is this a Jayne reference? If so, +1! :D