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Need punchline

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Flanders, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. Flanders


    Oct 30, 2002
    Reno, NV
    Someone told a joke without a punchline the other day, and now we need one to go with the joke (long story). Any jokemeisters out there wanna help out? Joke follows

    So a man walks into a bar. He's got a duck under one arm and a salami under the other...
  2. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    ...Michael Jackson.
  3. ......and then the bartender says......I was talking to the salami (knee slap)

    I think your looking for a little more than just a punch line, go write your own jokes funny man! :D
  4. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    The Aristocrats!
  5. So a man walks into a bar. He's got a duck under one arm and a salami under the other...

    He gives the salami to a starving child and the duck to a lonely old man. He then goes to sleep that night knowing he did a good thing.

  6. AuG


    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    O.J. Simpson

    no no I've got it.

    So the bartender says hey whats up with the duck?

    Man says oh he's my best little buddy I take him everywhere with me.

    BArtender says hey what's with the salami?

    Man says oh thats to lure this little ducky back if he wanders away.

    Bartender says ok, drop 'em both
  7. the duck says, "you know, it's hot in here."
    to which the salami yells," oh my gosh, a talking duck!"

    nothing like an interchangable joke!
  8. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    " ... would you believe they started out as warts in my armpits?"
  9. ... that was a barbituate.
  10. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    So a man walks into a bar. He's got a duck under one arm and a salami under the other. He sits down and orders a martini, sets the duck down and eats the salami, occasionally giving small pieces to the duck who enjoys them very much. He has another drink picks up the duck and leaves.

    He drives home, slightly swerving due to the effects of alcohol, but gets home safely. He fumbles for his keys, unlocking the door. After he steps inside, he gives the duck his nightly medication for a thyroid disorder and puts him in the backyard. The man brushes his teeth and watches the news before falling asleep.

    The next morning he was awoken by a knocking at the door. "Who is it?" he called.
    "Banana!" said the man.
    "Banana who?"
    "No, Banana WHO?"
    "Orange who?"
    "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

    The man opened the door and punched the stranger in the face. Passed out, he stole the strangers kidneys and left him in a tub of ice in a seedy motel.

  11. AuG


    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    I think we have a winner.
  12. retitled


    Feb 13, 2004
    forest hills
    BENDER:(to himself)
    A naked blonde walks into a bar, with
    a poodle under one arm and a two
    foot salami under the other. She
    lays the poodle on the table. Bar-
    tender says: "I suppose you won't
    be needing a drink." The naked
    lady says...
    ~The ceiling under Bender gives and he falls through.~
    Oh ****!!!!

    taken from the breakfast club :)
  13. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    :D That's it right there. I originally heard it with muffins.
  14. So a man walks into a bar. He's got a duck under one arm and a salami under the other...
    he sets the duck & salami down, then drops trou and squats on the bar shouting

    "wanna see what else I snuck thru customs?"
  15. Flanders


    Oct 30, 2002
    Reno, NV
    I knew you guys didn't have a sense of humor

    The bartender says "Hey! Where do you think you're goin' with that duck n' salami?"

    More. I need more.