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A Classic!! This one should be preserved in Amber...incomprehensibility down to a fine art....a great example of how not to make your first and only post.

 

try playing it in the key of G try using the mixolydian mode or maybe the aeolian. it's in 4/4 time 120bpm, You can throw in a flatted 7th or maybe try using Lydian. You can go a whole step up to A and try a Minor. Just messing with ya man. I don't even know the song That was just a funny first post. You might want to spend some time on this site however, You might learn something

 

*ahem* allow me to translate, Brucey .. your homely exterior as a grizzled old jazz elitist seems to have removed you somewhat from today's incoherent pot-guzzling youth.

"why hello there, i do so enjoy the presence of at least eighty boxes. but never mind that right now, i am currently searching for detailed bass tablature concerning that most marvellous of parodic songs "Pasture of Muppets" by arguably one of the greatest punk bands ever to excite the mohawk-toting, steel-capped boot wearing, vomit-quaffing youths of today whom enjoy such music. i have been to numerous sites in my quest for knowledge, but unfortunately this has all been to no avail - i implore you, oh wisened bassists of TB, to assist me by doing all the ear-work to decode the song and translate it into tab and send it to me, thereby avoiding the nasty side-effects of my having to do any work at all to advance my ear, or myself as a bassist. thanks very much for your time."


that about covers it ... you right now, Bruce-meister?

 

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I think that may be your best post ever.

 

I think the actual time of that song is 118 bpm

 

I have to say that if you are ever ask for a tab again, let me just say this
Duck and cover......and be prepared to get alot of smartass answeres

 

that ain't saying much - compare the original thread-starter's initial post to all my other posts and even THAT'S better

 

Oh man, I can't wait until ELLA gets a hold of this one....

 

THIS is why most people in the military are opposed to the draft.

 

Nice one lump! What I still don't understand is - did somebody really write a song about putting Muppets out to Pasture?

 

unless i missed some grain of non-existent sarcasm in your post Brucey, let me elaborate (again .. god, you're how many years my senior? ).
being a punk band, Fenix TX are obligated to poke fun at everything and anything that may have preceded before them, and in this case they have chosen to take the piss out of the classic Metallica song "Master of Puppets". don't make me point out exactly how they've done this. please

 

BUSBOY,

Come on now. Is this really what they're teaching you in junior high school these days? I don't think so. I appreciate that you're as young as you are and already playing bass guitar, but if you want help around here you're going to have to communicate more effectively. Start paying attention in English class, then come back and try again.

 

I hunt wild muppet. Most of them are found in the Sesame District. You know, just say something really loud like, "Hey, does anybody know any words that start with the letter 'O'," or "I wish someone could help me sing a song about tying my shoes." Then, they come running. Grab 'em real good, then........................




fresh muppet stew.

 

HoW long duz it TakE U2 riGhT theeZ?

 

MY DURRL,

You do that all too well...

 

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! DURRL has learn "FiELdY SPeECh"!!!!!!


(EDIT: maybe we could use him as a translator!)

 

That is classic, Lump!