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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by boxboy80, Oct 8, 2001.


  1. boxboy80

    boxboy80

    Oct 8, 2001
    i went 2 5 dif sites and didn't find the tab 4 pasture
    of mupets by fenix tx could some1 do it
     
  2. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    A Classic!! This one should be preserved in Amber...incomprehensibility down to a fine art....a great example of how not to make your first and only post. :D
     
  3. try playing it in the key of G try using the mixolydian mode or maybe the aeolian. it's in 4/4 time 120bpm, You can throw in a flatted 7th or maybe try using Lydian. You can go a whole step up to A and try a Minor. Just messing with ya man. I don't even know the song:D That was just a funny first post. You might want to spend some time on this site however, You might learn something;)
     
  4. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    *ahem* allow me to translate, Brucey .. your homely exterior as a grizzled old jazz elitist seems to have removed you somewhat from today's incoherent pot-guzzling youth.
    "why hello there, i do so enjoy the presence of at least eighty boxes. but never mind that right now, i am currently searching for detailed bass tablature concerning that most marvellous of parodic songs "Pasture of Muppets" by arguably one of the greatest punk bands ever to excite the mohawk-toting, steel-capped boot wearing, vomit-quaffing youths of today whom enjoy such music. i have been to numerous sites in my quest for knowledge, but unfortunately this has all been to no avail - i implore you, oh wisened bassists of TB, to assist me by doing all the ear-work to decode the song and translate it into tab and send it to me, thereby avoiding the nasty side-effects of my having to do any work at all to advance my ear, or myself as a bassist. thanks very much for your time."


    that about covers it ... :rolleyes: you right now, Bruce-meister?
     
  5. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    @SToNeD@

    I think that may be your best post ever. :cool:
     
  6. CaracasBass

    CaracasBass

    Jun 16, 2001
    Madrid, Spain

    I think the actual time of that song is 118 bpm
    :rolleyes: :D :D
     
  7. cap

    cap

    Aug 8, 2001
    Hickam Hawaii
    I have to say that if you are ever ask for a tab again, let me just say this
    Duck and cover......and be prepared to get alot of smartass answeres
     
  8. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    that ain't saying much - compare the original thread-starter's initial post to all my other posts and even THAT'S better :eek: :p
     
  9. purple_haze

    purple_haze

    Jun 29, 2001
    London Town
    Oh man, I can't wait until ELLA gets a hold of this one....
     
  10. lump

    lump

    Jan 17, 2000
    St. Neots, UK
    THIS is why most people in the military are opposed to the draft. :)
     
  11. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Nice one lump! :D What I still don't understand is - did somebody really write a song about putting Muppets out to Pasture? :confused:
     
  12. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    unless i missed some grain of non-existent sarcasm in your post Brucey, let me elaborate (again .. god, you're how many years my senior? :p).
    being a punk band, Fenix TX are obligated to poke fun at everything and anything that may have preceded before them, and in this case they have chosen to take the piss out of the classic Metallica song "Master of Puppets". don't make me point out exactly how they've done this. please :D
     
  13. BUSBOY,

    Come on now. Is this really what they're teaching you in junior high school these days? I don't think so. I appreciate that you're as young as you are and already playing bass guitar, but if you want help around here you're going to have to communicate more effectively. Start paying attention in English class, then come back and try again. ;)
     
  14. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY

    BOXofSOCKS,

    GollE, U went 2 5 diff sites an still coulndnt find ur TABZ?? Im sorrE 4 U, thats realE 2 bad...mayB 1 of these nice guyz hoo realY work at there kraft enuff 2 B able 2 here what there doing cud tab it out 4 U instead of U having 2 actually work or sumthing, is that the idea?

    Im so sure :rolleyes:...like, Y wood sum1 go 2 all the trouble 2 do ur work 4 U, wen Ur the 1 hoo realE wants 2 play the song??? Like, evry1 else is sposed 2 waste there time so U wont have 2?

    Sum ppl seeme 2 think that there privligged or sumthing...well, if U can find sum1 whos dumb enuff
    2 do this 4 U 4 no reason, than go 4 it. Otherweyes, mayB U cud lern 2 tab it 4 urself?

    Like,

    DURRL
     
  15. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    I hunt wild muppet. Most of them are found in the Sesame District. You know, just say something really loud like, "Hey, does anybody know any words that start with the letter 'O'," or "I wish someone could help me sing a song about tying my shoes." Then, they come running. Grab 'em real good, then........................




    fresh muppet stew.
     
  16. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    HoW long duz it TakE U2 riGhT theeZ?
     
  17. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY

    Not 2 verE long...Y? Do U hAvE sUm KiNd Of PrObLeM wItH mY pOsTs? :mad: ;)
     
  18. MY DURRL,

    You do that all too well... :p
     
  19. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! DURRL has learn "FiELdY SPeECh"!!!!!!


    (EDIT: maybe we could use him as a translator!)
     
  20. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    That is classic, Lump!:D