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Need your help, finish this joke!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by vegaas, Oct 16, 2003.


  1. vegaas

    vegaas

    Nov 6, 2001
    Milwaukee
    Hey all,
    Was filling out a birthday card for a co-worker. She is turning 29, married and pregnant.
    I wanted to put something funny in the card, so I started out the with the tried and true over the hill reference. Problem is I cant come up with a good punch line.
    What I wrote is,

    Happy B-day,
    I know you are not over the hill yet,
    but (fill in this part of the joke)

    Help me and fill in the rest.
    Thanks
    Dale
     
  2. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    Is she good looking? Does she have a good sense of humor?


    How about "Roses are red, Pickles are green. You got a body like a B-17" :p
     
  3. Bardolph

    Bardolph

    Jul 28, 2002
    Grand Rapids, MI
    you could actually write "(fill in this part of the joke)"
     
  4. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    I got another one...
    "I'd help to carry you over the hill, But I don't think I could carry the "BOTH" of you!

    Have a lactatingly Happy Birthday!! :p
     
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  6. i second that
     
  7. malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    I once put on my boss's card....

    "You're not getting older, you're getting...um....er....hmmm

    Yeah, you are getting older"


    Peace,

    James
     
  8. malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Ooooooo!!! Ooooo!!! Oooooo!!! I got one.....

    You're not really over the hill yet, but....

    Anna Nicole Smith wants to know if you have a younger brother.

    [rimshot]
     
  9. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

     
  10. I know you're not over the hill yet,
    But its a long way down and you're almost to the top....


    :D:D

    Merls
     
  11. Winner.