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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by vegaas, Oct 16, 2003.


  1. Oct 16, 2003 #1
    vegaas

    vegaas

    Nov 6, 2001
    Milwaukee
    Hey all,
    Was filling out a birthday card for a co-worker. She is turning 29, married and pregnant.
    I wanted to put something funny in the card, so I started out the with the tried and true over the hill reference. Problem is I cant come up with a good punch line.
    What I wrote is,

    Happy B-day,
    I know you are not over the hill yet,
    but (fill in this part of the joke)

    Help me and fill in the rest.
    Thanks
    Dale
     
  5. Oct 16, 2003 #2
    Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    Is she good looking? Does she have a good sense of humor?


    How about "Roses are red, Pickles are green. You got a body like a B-17" :p
     
  10. Oct 16, 2003 #3
    Bardolph

    Bardolph

    Jul 28, 2002
    Grand Rapids, MI
    you could actually write "(fill in this part of the joke)"
     
  14. Oct 16, 2003 #4
    Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    I got another one...
    "I'd help to carry you over the hill, But I don't think I could carry the "BOTH" of you!

    Have a lactatingly Happy Birthday!! :p
     
  18. Oct 16, 2003 #5
    DEFELDUS

    DEFELDUS

    Jun 1, 2003
    University of South Carolina
     
  22. Oct 16, 2003 #6
    .-.LeX.-.

    .-.LeX.-.

    Mar 3, 2002
    Colonia, New Jeresy
    i second that
     
  26. Oct 16, 2003 #7
    malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    I once put on my boss's card....

    "You're not getting older, you're getting...um....er....hmmm

    Yeah, you are getting older"


    Peace,

    James
     
  31. Oct 16, 2003 #8
    malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Ooooooo!!! Ooooo!!! Oooooo!!! I got one.....

    You're not really over the hill yet, but....

    Anna Nicole Smith wants to know if you have a younger brother.

    [rimshot]
     
  35. Oct 17, 2003 #9
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
     
  39. Oct 17, 2003 #10
    merlin

    merlin

    Apr 15, 2000
    Adelaide, South Australia
    I know you're not over the hill yet,
    But its a long way down and you're almost to the top....


    :D:D

    Merls
     
  43. Oct 17, 2003 #11
    Osama_Spears

    Osama_Spears

    Jan 7, 2003
    Baltimore,MD
    Winner.