Hey all, Was filling out a birthday card for a co-worker. She is turning 29, married and pregnant. I wanted to put something funny in the card, so I started out the with the tried and true over the hill reference. Problem is I cant come up with a good punch line. What I wrote is, Happy B-day, I know you are not over the hill yet, but (fill in this part of the joke) Help me and fill in the rest. Thanks Dale
Is she good looking? Does she have a good sense of humor? How about "Roses are red, Pickles are green. You got a body like a B-17"
I got another one... "I'd help to carry you over the hill, But I don't think I could carry the "BOTH" of you! Have a lactatingly Happy Birthday!!
I once put on my boss's card.... "You're not getting older, you're getting...um....er....hmmm Yeah, you are getting older" Peace, James
Ooooooo!!! Ooooo!!! Oooooo!!! I got one..... You're not really over the hill yet, but.... Anna Nicole Smith wants to know if you have a younger brother. [rimshot]
