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New birth control!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by hrodbert696, Apr 13, 2021.

  1. hrodbert696

    hrodbert696 Moderator Staff Member

  2. rufus.K

    rufus.K Supporting Member

    Oct 18, 2015
    Seems accurate.
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  3. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    The most effective form of birth control known to Science has already been found - my personality! :(
  4. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    That's fantastic.
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  5. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

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  6. That was hilarious. :roflmao:
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  7. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    LOL... I was literally thinking this about 3 days ago.

    I was a huge Rush fan up until Moving Pictures. Never REALLY listened to YYZ but decided it was about time to try and learn at least some of it, just for practice. As I was listening I wondered if there is a non musician female on the planet that actually enjoys listening to that song.

    I say, no.
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  8. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez

    "Will I experience any discomfort?
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  9. Oof. This hits a little too close to home lol.
  10. Look up the YYZ performance in Rio. Oddly, in Brazil, pretty girls went to Rush concerts and seemed to enjoy themselves ha ha. Otherwise, you're not wrong.
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  11. BeauZooka


    Oct 2, 2007
    Seattle USA
    The effects of Rush on females are directly opposite south of the equator.
  12. Wicked G

    Wicked G

    Jan 19, 2017
    Hell Paso Texas
    Lol, my wife agrees.
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  13. My girlfriend is into punk, post punk, indie, all kinds of cool and weird stuff, knows way more about bands you've never heard of than I ever did, and when we started dating there was an adjustment period, where she had to deal with the fact that her new boyfriend was, unfortunately, a longtime unrecoverable Rush nerd. Bless her for having the strength to stick with it and not give up on me. I tried to be good and not force her to listen to Rush or convince her about their awesomeness, but when Neil Peart passed away she had to deal with me and about a week straight of nothing but Rush coming out of my stereo at home. She was very understanding.

    Eventually, without even telling me, she added Subdivisions to her spotify playlist. I was shocked. She told me, "Well, they do have at least one cool song that I like."
  14. Peteyboy


    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    After overhearing my GF mention having been a tomboy at some point, I asked her how she felt about watching this 3 Stooges DVD I have. I love the Stooges. I wish I had a picture of the look on her face but you can pretty much guess.

    So, in this gender-factional context, the 3 Stooges are the American power-trio progenitors of Rush.
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  15. Marc DLarosa

    Marc DLarosa Supporting Member

    May 29, 2017
    Don't even need to play RUSH. Just get a Rickenbacker... (sorry)

    Edit; Unless You're Paul McCartney, Chris Squier, or Lemmy.
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2021
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  16. Peteyboy


    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    C'mon. Lemmy played a Ricken...

    oh wait. Ok.

    C'mon. Rick James played a Rickenbacker.
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  17. Marc DLarosa

    Marc DLarosa Supporting Member

    May 29, 2017
    I stand corrected. Chicks dug Him also.
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  18. Fialka


    Jul 29, 2018
    Maybe that's why I get laid so rarely.
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  19. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    i was a tomboy my entire childhood, but while i love rush, i don't enjoy the 3 stooges.
  20. Peteyboy


    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    Wow, so the 3 Stooges are even more birth-controlly than Rush? Would you say that's accurate?
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