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New Craig's List find

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by mdogs, Dec 10, 2019.


  1. mrcbass

    mrcbass

    Jan 14, 2016
    Sacramento, CA
    At least he has a plan... <<shudder>>
     
  2. 74hc

    74hc

    Nov 19, 2015
    Sunny California
    I guess that reminds me to *never* venture over to the TB equivalent for guitars forum. Keeping things on the down and the low is always a smart idea.
     
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  3. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    sounds like another disgruntled bears fan.
     
  4. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    For posterity:

    ***************
    Looking for ugly classic rock Bass drummer (All over pro player's make money)

    Putting together a Halloween Rob Zombie unbridled look band but you must be so dam ugly you don't need the costume. But you must also be pro to your art .Females welcome Old women can hit me up that plays Drums. Maybe you had both breast removed n can go shirtless.. Who AC/DC Dio but I'm willing to talk to people on music also I'm a Guitarist of 37 years n can play like a M/F and will blow your mind!! I'm 320 pounds and fat and ugly and want to be a freak with you with my shirt off and my jock strap on if you can see it
    ******************

    My thoughts? No. Just no.



    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
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  5. danesdad

    danesdad

    Feb 24, 2018
    Western PA
    So, you wouldn't make the cut if you were not ugly enough?
     
  6. akrachanko

    akrachanko Supporting Member

    Mar 9, 2014
    Western Pennsylvania
    Me: [Looks at posting]
    Me 2 minutes later: [Searching on Google] How to un-see something forever?
     
    Samatza, Mr_Moo, mikewalker and 6 others like this.
  7. mrcbass

    mrcbass

    Jan 14, 2016
    Sacramento, CA
    Just be glad there are no pictures!
     
  8. gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    Are cargo shorts and white sneakers OK?
     
    Mr_Moo, akrachanko, deernaes and 2 others like this.
  9. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    Yeah, he can be seen wearing the red, Bull's "wife beater" in this SNL skit.

     
    Mr_Moo, Novarocker, jchrisk1 and 2 others like this.
  10. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    :laugh:
     
  11. The Owl

    The Owl

    Aug 14, 2005
    GA
    Meticulously preserved for posteriority :D
     
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  12. ak56

    ak56 Supporting Member

    Apr 2, 2015
    Carnation, Wa
    But do we really want it preserved?:rollno:
     
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  13. Gringo Basso

    Gringo Basso

    Aug 26, 2016
    We are due for the next Big Fad..........
     
  14. nerkoids

    nerkoids

    Jan 3, 2014
    Montreal
    I need therapy now.
     
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  15. JoshS

    JoshS

    Dec 30, 2018
    Colorado
    I kind of want to see this band live.
     
    Beej, monsterthompson, PWRL and 2 others like this.
  16. mrcbass

    mrcbass

    Jan 14, 2016
    Sacramento, CA
    I don't think there will be a line.....
     
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  17. 2tonic

    2tonic

    Dec 22, 2015
    His posterior preserved for posterity? o_O :vomit:
     
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  18. Door County Bass

    Door County Bass DC EMT 663 Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2015
    Wisconsin
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  19. Mannyinnewyork

    Mannyinnewyork

    Sep 28, 2016
    New York
    CL, the Second City of public want ads. I’m sure it’s a goof.
     
    Jon McBass likes this.

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