New kind of slap anyone can do...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Russell L, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. Russell L

    Russell L

    Mar 5, 2011
    Cayce, SC
    Like this:

    When FOH puts too much bass drum in the mix, walk out there and...SLAP!

    When the guitar player is too loud and deep, turn around and...SLAP!

    When the BL calls out Mustang Sally, go up front and...SLAP!

    When it rains and they don't wanna pay you...SLAP! (make that SLAP, SLAP!).

    When the chick singer, your girlfriend, gets too close to the male singer while singing...SLAP her! Then, SLAP him (aw, well, maybe it isn't his fault---then you get SLAPPED!).

    When you get there and forgot your bass...SLAP! to the forehead!

    What'd I forget...
  2. Russell L

    Russell L

    Mar 5, 2011
    Cayce, SC
    Oh yeah, when someone asks if their friend can sit in because he plays "better"...SLAP!!
  3. And when someone calls your bass a guitar, SLAP! It bothers me so much.

    Well maybe not if its a chick.
  4. funkingroovin

    funkingroovin Conquering A-D-D,and all the other notes as well!

    Apr 19, 2009
    When someone requests the Sienfeld theme...SLAP!(preferably w/a keyboard ;))
  5. mouthmw


    Jul 19, 2009
    Dat ass man. Dat ass!
  6. Russell L

    Russell L

    Mar 5, 2011
    Cayce, SC
    Two-handed SLAP!!
  7. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    When one of the guitarists is ordering shots before the show

  8. Yeah...isn't that the bass players job?
  9. When the guitarist "accidently" plays with distortion on Mr. Tambourine Man...
  10. Bassmanbob

    Bassmanbob Supporting Member

    When the drummer forgets to engage his snare before the first song... Slap!